Nemo

Recruiter for event organisers and the national press.

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@AirbnbHelp logged a complaint 1 month ago and just had a call from your customer service team to tell me you haven’t investigated my complaint at all. 5 working days until I go to the press! #consumerrights

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Beach days are the best days. #SummerVibes

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Now I know why dogs get so excited to go for walks. #CoronaLockdown #CoronaUpdate

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@LiliThorpeModel @check_model Ditto, remove me too

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Watch the media pay tribute to Caroline Flack when only last month they were hanging her out to dry. Blood on your hands. Go fuck yourselves. #ripcarolineflack

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Standing next to a guy who’s having a full blown domestic with his mrs on the phone. Wish he’d put his phone on loudspeaker so I can hear both sides of the argument, I’m so invested. 👀 #commuterlife

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Why does Shaughna always look like she’s just smoked about 20 spliffs? #baked #LoveIsland

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First of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a tv show? #LoveIsland

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Who is this horrendous Scottish budget Rylan? #loveisland #LoveIsland

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🍂🍁Anyone who thinks the leaves are dead have never seen them dancing on a windy day🍁🍂
#autumn #feels

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Just heard ITV have booked Noel Edmunds to appear on I’m a Celeb. Honestly if he doesn’t host a Bushtucker Trial called Meal or No Meal I’m going to be royally disappointed. #ImACeleb #imacelebrity #IACGMOOH

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@VodafoneUK It would be great if you could stop charging me for add ons that I haven’t asked for over the past year #Fraud

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Some more absolute nonsense from team @VodafoneUK today. Wondering if they just wind me up for banter or if they’re genuinely inefficient. #GirlBye

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I’ve got an unhealthy hatred for Eyal. Hope that curly haired fuck gets nits. #LoveIsland

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Travelling on the Central Line in this weather is like a sick joke. Feel like I’ve jumped into an aluminium coffin that’s been filled with the heat from the fires of hell. And Abdul’s rubbing his sweaty armpit on my head to make me feel better. #transportforlondon #tfl

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Close second goes to Thorin Oakenshield who bought his pals from the Mountains of Erebor and rep’d Denmark for the night 🇩🇰 #Eurovision2018 #Eurovision #Denmark #LOTR #BeardGoals

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The Cypriot Beyonce was the real winner tonight 💃🏾 #Eurovision #Eurovision2018 #Cyprus

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How on Earth did someone like Gino manage to get on this show?! What a beg. #ExOnTheBeach #eotb

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Is this a clever marketing ploy from you @StarbucksUK, or have I picked up the wrong coffee?! #Marketing