Alan Paterson

Selectively omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent but always omni-benevolent

[Alan Paterson @ohlordwoncha]

@Dorothy23897725 You wouldn’t know if your arse was on fire

[Alan Paterson @ohlordwoncha]

@tpel78 @AmericazOutlaw No, just the dwindling minority.
If you want to see what hate filled looks like have a look in a mirror or just your twitter posts

[Alan Paterson @ohlordwoncha]

@CKellyUAP If more people took your advice you’d be Australia’s biggest killer, and the sick thing is you know it

[Alan Paterson @ohlordwoncha]

@Murry_Rhodes 5 or 6, yeah right?.. your little tummy was rumbling & you had to put it in the pot What’d you do with the skins when they were worthless and they began falling apart, make a Davey Crocket suit? Don’t let your romantic embellished past fantasies be cause for a ridiculous analogy

[Alan Paterson @ohlordwoncha]

@Murry_Rhodes @CKellyUAP Like you, @cKellyUAP they are all discredited and without morals

[Alan Paterson @ohlordwoncha]

@ReformAus @CKellyUAP Going under gasping for relevance, there can’t be too many rancid bubbles left

[Alan Paterson @ohlordwoncha]

@CKellyUAP So, Mr Filth has another opinion… relentlessly pathetic

[Alan Paterson @ohlordwoncha]

@HelpRodger Really, what does he want to wear, a beret? How many thousands of non ridgy didge farmers and unworthies wear them, what does the new owner of Akuba, #Andrew_Forrest (@ Andre_Forrest) think about that?

[Alan Paterson @ohlordwoncha]

@BenFordhamLive March 2 1986, the parliaments of Australia and the UK passed a pair of legislative acts, supported by separate acts passed in each state, which were known as the Australia Acts. In essence, they for the first time asserted Australia’s complete independence from the mother country

[Alan Paterson @ohlordwoncha]

@CKellyUAP About as real as you are decent and smart

[Alan Paterson @ohlordwoncha]

@burrosavic @Gonzalo1301 You wouldn’t know your country from your elbow or arse.

[Alan Paterson @ohlordwoncha]

@BobSmit54406315 Jealousy a curse but a belly aches worse

[Alan Paterson @ohlordwoncha]

@CKellyUAP You’re beyond disgust

[Alan Paterson @ohlordwoncha]

@MareeSolaris Do you recoil with the same distain when you see Maori culture acknowledged freely in NZ?…no,…then you are a racist arse!

[Alan Paterson @ohlordwoncha]

@BenFordhamLive Maybe the fact they were monitored and charged at first instant and legally put out of harms way might show the immediate safeguard responses put in place by the Government after the high court rejected the blanket inhumane laws put in place by the Liberal/ National party gov.

[Alan Paterson @ohlordwoncha]

@Birmo You and your lot couldn’t force a ripple in jelly

[Alan Paterson @ohlordwoncha]

@BobSmit54406315 Natural selection isn’t fast enough for you and your breed

[Alan Paterson @ohlordwoncha]

@AmyRemeikis I have never seen such respect, shame, fear and admiration in one room. Her intelligence and capability was mesmerising,

[Alan Paterson @ohlordwoncha]

@PaulineHansonOz It wasn’t just the government and greens, it was everyone in parliament apart from your slack jawed yokels who again proved they couldn’t string a sentence together. The scared look in your eyes showed you knew you crossed common decency yet your disgusting belligerence prevailed