Marii

pretty generic

[Marii @ohmariiix]

@lildinamo 😂 close enough

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Rebranding myself as “Khryscpteepnuh”
Still pronounced “Christina” but ✨different✨

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My son has zebras on his jammies that have ears that stick out. I wanted to show them to him, so I grabbed the zebra ears and said “Hey buddy, look at your cute giraffe.” 🤦🏼‍♀️

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My toddler simply does not understand why I don’t want his finger in my belly button.

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Gonna put my son in his dino jammies because he’s a grumposaurus 🙃

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If yesterday was pi day, today must be pee day because my son keeps peeing all over while I’m changing his diaper 🤦🏼‍♀️

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I always say “come on” instead of “come in” when I call my dog inside so I don’t inadvertently invite in vampire while I’m not looking

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Not me sitting here crying because my baby had the cutest dimple

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Every time I cough I can feel my stitches 🙃

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First time putting shoes on since giving birth and 1) I can reach my feet and 2) my shoes actually fit on my feet. Seriously such little things but omg it’s niceeee

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At this point my shoes don’t even fit anymore so I guess I should be grateful I don’t have to (can’t even) put them on anymore?
Socks with sandals ftw

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If I could choose one chore to never have to do again until I give birth I’d pick putting on shoes 💀

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Seriously when did my feet get so far from my hands

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My doggo is very careful and protective of my belly but she will full on stomp on my boobs 😑

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Thanks @twentyonepilots for spending 1,105 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Shy Away. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/iqI53Wl3hu

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I’m so glad I pay for Amazon prime which offers two day shipping so I can order products on Saturday and have them delivered on Friday.

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Working on a Sunday is so weird 😴

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First time presenting in front of all of swing shift was a success, got my temporary new schedule approved so I can work half days/half swing, and well on the road to getting my lead promotion… this week has me effing exhausted, but ohhh it feels so good. 🤩

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Back in MY day we stopped for pedestrians in the parking lot.
But apparently not back in YOUR day. 🙃

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Other moms: baby hiccups! so cute! 🥰
Me: why is there a frog croaking in my pelvis? 🥴