Orla James

I'm really just here to complain and entertain. Reader. Writer. Culture Junkie. Your Socio Cure-All.
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Non-Binary Homosexual Frying Panromantic 🍳

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Idk about y'all but my algorithm gangsta af

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@vmkayyy @TheFilmPop And that's the real tea

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This album bout to be grrrrreat!

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@inhamood ☠️

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@RomezWrld @PopCrave Not many 30 year olds are worried bout getting married these days

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@krassenstein Well thanks for the heads up. I will definitely not go check that out

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Idk who needs to hear this but the graham cracker crust on a s'mores poptart is actually just whole wheat

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A guy I linked with said that my nose hair looks like a roaches legs sticking out of my nostril, and it's been on my mind ever since

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@ourhermitage @kingbeyshive I was not! 🥴

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You ever get so high that you jump the turnstiles when leaving the subway station?

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Occasionally I will pull up the image of an anatomical heart and wonder how the hell we came to this - ❤️

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@baoyonce @B7Album I wish she would slowly reveal the damn visuals

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Anyone who is wondering what should be done w all this empty office space since nobody wants to stop wfh, there's a pretty large number of homeless people that I'm sure can provide a solution

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I'm prolly just a hoe tho

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Filmmakers are sexy af as a default...

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Like I don't think I've ever been on set w a camera or lighting team that I wasn't attracted to...

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All I want is a man to massage my boobs every night while they continue growing.

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Beyoncé said if she don't get AotY, we ain't getting Renaissance visuals.

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I'm starting to think I'll never listen to anything but S.O.S ever again