ashleysara

sicka than yo average

[ashleysara @ohmygASHH]

@urlocalgranola Omg but last year I didn’t get my period and I got Theo instead 😂❤️

[ashleysara @ohmygASHH]

@mollypurr She’ll get there mama!! She’s so cute from what I’ve seen you post of her!! 💕

[ashleysara @ohmygASHH]

@studmuffindahl Oh for sure I spend everyday with the sassiest 5 year old. It’s way more satisfying 😂😂

[ashleysara @ohmygASHH]

@studmuffindahl 😂😂 that’s awesome

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

happy daylight savings time, the holiday where we all somehow decided that getting one extra hour of sleep for 1 night was worth the tradeoff of it getting dark one hour earlier for 126 days

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

one time i got too high and googled "how many galaxies" and the answer did NOT make me feel better

[ashleysara @ohmygASHH]

Life is weird. Feelings are weird.

Ugh

[jo jurnham @FScottPilgrim]

working with children: a mood board

[ashleysara @ohmygASHH]

@carlielaurenn Lol meeeeee! 😜

[ashleysara @ohmygASHH]

@carlielaurenn The other day popular popped into my head randomly and I thought of you. Not that I don’t think about you all the time already lol

[Dalton @TheDaltonHill]

I hate when my Touch ID doesn’t work on my phone like c’mon you already know it’s me with a little chicken tenders grease

[A. @notoriousaali]

DON’T EVER APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR GROWTH. PEOPLE CONSTANTLY ENTER AND LEAVE YOUR LIFE FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. THEIR PRESENCE OR ABSENCE IS A RESULT OF YOUR GROWTH, SO CONTINUE TO EVOLVE UNAPOLOGETICALLY.

[✨ @Chidinma_xo]

Men are so annoying taking ugly ass pictures of you because they love you and can’t see any flaws. Sir, pls tell me to tuck in my belly next time

[ashleysara @ohmygASHH]

@dabburrito Lol I️ said “it looks really yellow? Outside!” To the little girl I️ nanny and she was like wtf do you mean lol I’m so glad you saw it too

[ashleysara @ohmygASHH]

@stonecoldbetch Let’s hope I’m at work if shit hits the fan lmao

[ashleysara @ohmygASHH]

@stonecoldbetch The family I nanny for is so prepared!! They have these emergency kits you can order online & they have one for each family member & they last for like 20 years & come w/ a 30 day supply of food!

[ashleysara @ohmygASHH]

@carlielaurenn 😭😭😭 my heart

[ashleysara @ohmygASHH]

First of all I’m sorry if you have to be my friend bc i text like a psychopath. breakfast for dinner is important tho