Just German Things™

bringing you the best of Germany from the best German there is; Mrs. Hurst

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when today is the last day with my students
#JustGermanThings™

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me: *holds up dish*
what are these?
literally the entire class:
WHAT ARE THOOOOSEEEEE
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"thurow" (throw)
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cheese lueez
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when @LavvyCakes and @sadhoekaren suck at tweeting about me
#JustGermanThings™

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telling your students to not have ADHD outbreaks or yoga sessions during the test
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when Tivoli Gardens looks like "Chong Ching Chong Chinaland" #JustGermanThings™ #JustDanishThings™

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When your computer craps out so you just blame China #JustGermanThings™

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when your students play Nintendo DS Pokémon level 3 instead of actually getting their shit together #JustGermanThings™

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two veeks
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when you nail your students #JustGermanThings™

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when you N A I L your students
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when the wifi is down and you have a loosah day #JustGermanThings™

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"you better don't"
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when your students do not participate in memes #JustGermanThings™

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"a pile of whatever bowl"
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when lemons smell good
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asking people to never wish you a happy Mother's Day because you already know you're the best mom out there
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when all of Thor's systems are in full operation #JustGermanThings™

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when Thor requires immediate urination #JustGermanThings™