Lauren "Masks Aren't Political" Madrid

writer of words, maker of snark, eater of foods, mother of #lilbabymadrid (and a few wayward dragons). i like pie and most other foods too.

[Lauren "Masks Aren't Political" Madrid @ohmypuddin]

"Human capital stock." Or as we call them, people. Friends, family, coworkers, essential workers, homeless, healthy, sick, devastated. Americans, minus the 100k we've lost to this pandemic. The people we will lose in the coming months. Remember this #vote2020

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

White House adviser Kevin Hassett: "Our human capital stock is ready to go back to work." #HumanCapitalStock

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options

[Lauren "Masks Aren't Political" Madrid @ohmypuddin]

If you're more offended by the language than by the murder of children and teachers, please kindly fuck right off.

[NPR @NPR]

Voters like to see a sense of authenticity in candidates, especially in Texas. But cursing and vulgar language in front of children and the elderly more often than not crosses the line. https://t.co/wq2QvEF0mL

[Lauren "Masks Aren't Political" Madrid @ohmypuddin]

Gonna tell my kids this is cryptocurrency

[Nathan Ryan @nthnryn]

.@GovAbbott's 2022 re-election message: Starve immigrant babies, ban books, investigate private companies Texas' state government doesn't agree with politically, deny women autonomy, tell parents what's best for their kids, DON'T fix the grid.

Vote @BetoORourke this November.

[Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos]

I don't know why everyone is celebrating that someone has leaked our galaxy's nudes. Frankly Twitter should take this down, you can see its whole blackholussy

[Sharareh Drury @shararehdrury]

😐… Choose your fighter y’all.

[Harry Thomas @DrHarryThomas]

Shout out to all the over-educated women.

[Ryan Hoover @rrhoover]

Product-market fit

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

Life,Animated, is a doc about a kid named Owen Suskind who has regressive autism and the one day he stopped speaking.

He only reacted to Disney films, especially Iago from Aladdin played by Gilbert Gottfried. It was through this he learned to speak again.

Then he met Gilbert…

[Lauren "Masks Aren't Political" Madrid @ohmypuddin]

A true nail-biter

[sara yasin @sarayasin]

i am sorry to keep doing this but can you imagine a line like this in any story about a global conflict involving Muslims?

[Lauren "Masks Aren't Political" Madrid @ohmypuddin]

@Becky_J HE SEES YOUR DREAMS AND FEASTS ON YOUR SCREAMS (i can and have done this all day. sigh.)

[Jess Elizarraras @JessElizarraras]

RT if your A/C is currently on...

[Adam Kay @amateuradam]

A quick thread on in the importance of being careful what data you share - even if you're the Queen. Today, Her Maj tweeted this lovely picture, gor bless er, etc. You might think that the contents of the red box would be official business. And you'd be right. 1/6

[Lauren "Masks Aren't Political" Madrid @ohmypuddin]

@JessElizarraras You gotta keep going so you can top this someday

[Marina Watanabe @marinashutup]

What a sentence:

“Gwyneth Paltrow and Alex Jones sell the same dietary supplement under different names (“Sex Dust” and “Super Male Vitality,” respectively).”

[Kim Kelly @GrimKim]

The Kellogg’s strike is over—and the 1,400 workers who held the line for 10 weeks won! A few new contract highlights:
- No concessions (!) 
- No permanent two-tier system
- A clear path to regular full-time employment

Strikes work!