OH onNewCanaanBranch

Keeping our ears open on the platforms of New Canaan. Enjoying the finer things in life while avoiding the change at Stamford

[OH onNewCanaanBranch @OHNCBranch]

My brother please do not do that because I need the material. Otw, don’t complain if I follow you to the doorway

[myles fennon @mfennon]

I just got a work call that I had to take while on the @MetroNorth. I got up and went to the doorway. That's the move. That's the only acceptable move. Please pass it along.

#retwit
#cre
#nyccre
#nycre
@CTRailCouncil
@CTRailCommuters
@CTRailCouncil

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

eat, sleep, breathe, trains

[OH onNewCanaanBranch @OHNCBranch]

@mfennon THATS why there are doors on the cars

[OH onNewCanaanBranch @OHNCBranch]

I need the train to start up so I can find this guy who thought Darnold was the real deal, and then laugh in his face

[OH onNewCanaanBranch @OHNCBranch]

A: “So pissed that I missed the 7. The 738 means I’m gonna miss at least a quarter of the jets game. This guy darnold is the real deal”
B: “I heard he caught that case of mono from your daughter. He shoulda gotten you tickets for that one”

[OH onNewCanaanBranch @OHNCBranch]

2019 me, any random Friday: ‘sweet, snuck out and caught the 204”

2023 me, today: “GD 204, what the f, I can’t believe I had to go to the city on a Friday”

[OH onNewCanaanBranch @OHNCBranch]

OH At Noroton this week: “If the branch doesn’t come back, New Canaans gonna turn into Ridgefield”

First, my lacrosse bro dude, they closed it to SPEND MONEY fixing the tracks. Pretty dumb move before shutting down the branch

Second, what’s wrong with Ridgefield? I like it

[OH onNewCanaanBranch @OHNCBranch]

I’m sorry I’m not riding that f’ing bus. See you at Noroton!

[OH onNewCanaanBranch @OHNCBranch]

Miss me?

[OH onNewCanaanBranch @OHNCBranch]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[OH onNewCanaanBranch @OHNCBranch]

“My kids love Nantucket so much they’re asking if they can transfer and go to school there. They don’t get it; who wants play dates with the help?”

[OH onNewCanaanBranch @OHNCBranch]

I feel you brother.

[The Quiet Car @TheQuietCar]

I did not miss being on this train 2x a day everyday for years

[OH onNewCanaanBranch @OHNCBranch]

A shot of New Canaan High school this morning as the freshman try to find their classrooms

[OH onNewCanaanBranch @OHNCBranch]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[OH onNewCanaanBranch @OHNCBranch]

In other news tree fell in the woods and nobody heard it.

Your former customers are all in the Leroy St lot because every trip requires the change at Stamford

[OH onNewCanaanBranch @OHNCBranch]

Don’t ever change, New Canaan

[OH onNewCanaanBranch @OHNCBranch]

I know that retweeting your own tweets is unseemly but it’s Holy Week again and I got zero in new material

[OH onNewCanaanBranch @OHNCBranch]

“Hey the market’s closed, why are you on the train?”
“I couldn’t spend another minute with the kids.”
“That’s the nanny’s job”
“It’s Good Friday and she’s all religious so she’s not working. So I’m religious about getting my ass out of the house”

[OH onNewCanaanBranch @OHNCBranch]

Congratulations on a wonderful career...kinda sad all us commuters weren’t there to send you off

[Michael Shaw @Shawdogs65]

Thank you for the interview Mike!! Glad u used the “Escort” story. 😂 😂
5 Questions: Michael Shaw https://t.co/xkfLLCrKhO via @highlandcurrent

[OH onNewCanaanBranch @OHNCBranch]

“Did you get the message about the snow day?”

“Yeah. But he missed the part about moms getting sh*tfaced because we get a day offa teaching math”

*special OHNCB, today coming from the line at Acme

[OH onNewCanaanBranch @OHNCBranch]

Things are slow in New Canaan and minds seem to be racing https://t.co/qSWFphTm6g

[OH onNewCanaanBranch @OHNCBranch]

Serious question. How do I stop getting the mike handler calls every night!? Yeah I get it, covid sucks