confused

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Trying to convince my wife to let me do her elephant style tonight (I thrust for about 30 seconds until she collapses under my weight)

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@awlivv I don’t know how to count :(

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@knicks_tape99 Man trying to say Lurch from the Addams family is a “star” about as unserious as you can get

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Very cool having to pay taxes. Not knowing if you paid too much or too little. Having to pay a service to tell you that you have to pay. And then paying taxes despite them already being taken out. What a system we have.

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Dayum son where’d ya find this?

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Trying to purchase a puppy is like trying to get a fucking vehicle. I am not about to finance a fucking dog. People wanting damn $3000+ for a dog is unreal.

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@RobertONeill31 Underrated Wrestlemania opener all time

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Mecole Hardman deserves jail time.

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@MostCrucified Genuinely curious, you don’t think they have people that work for them that do a lot of the “other” stuff that would make up a podcast?

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- Dak on Spring Break in college

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Brother this is an ASS KICKIN

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The worst thing about getting older, and I was warned about this so many times, was the death of my metabolism. It caught me off guard. It just happened overnight. Now losing weight is so goddamn difficult

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My ring camera had turned me into the feds. Some guy will just be walking through the parking lot of my building and I start watching him like a hawk through my little spy cam, and he’s just walking to the dumpster.

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@ColeyMick I do not care what Statcast says, you cannot convince me that ball did not travel at least 600 feet

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It’s so sad that masturbation is treated as such a taboo subject in America. It’s free? It feels good? It makes you happy/joyful? It requires nobody else? Not saying it should have been like encouraged or anything but certainly accepted.

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You are not a “dog mom” that thing that lives with you is an animal. You are its owner. It does not have to go everywhere with you, leave it at home.

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@TylerIAm Sark on play number 41

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Got my wife some candy, a new lunchbox and 3 minutes of the most mediocre sex of her life.

[Doom Coming @Getthebagcoach]

Son made homemade paper (yes homemade) so he could make a journal for his girlfriend on all the dates they went on the past yr and gave it to her for Christmas….

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I’m hit! Man down!

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Girls who eat butt deserve the world for Christmas

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Grooming my pubes adds an extra inch and a half to two inches visually, what a life hack