salomon

MY NAME IS SALOMON

[salomon @ohnoidontkno]

Meanwhile, white people:

[Frazier Tharpe II @The_SummerMan]

🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[salomon @ohnoidontkno]

@decemberhunting I’m always doing too much

[salomon @ohnoidontkno]

me off the Russian peptides: Life is like a game where everyone is a pawn and I’m the king
Me off weed soda: wow this episode of law order svu is full of twists and turns
Meanwhile, white people: I think I’ll get a tattoo of a sock today
Other white people: this is my dog wasabi

[salomon @ohnoidontkno]

I went to supreme soho and supreme Williamsburg and all I got was this lousy shirt

[salomon @ohnoidontkno]

What if I want something different for myself?

[Katie Chen @dear_kxtie]

A 12 yr old founder pitched me today

He raised.
Is currently in a reputable accelerator.
And used Apollo to get my #

He also probably has more users than you.

This is your sign to lock in.

Bruh if a 12 yr old can do it u can too.

[salomon @ohnoidontkno]

Waiting in supreme line during lunch break in intense heat to buy shorts that have rhinestones but the line will probably take too long and I’ll just end up leaving early and going back to work

[salomon @ohnoidontkno]

@decemberhunting I would pick up trash and mop the floors
Meanwhile, white people: getting weird tattoos

[salomon @ohnoidontkno]

Imagine going to a geese concert and Cameron winter comes out wearing full denim tears

[salomon @ohnoidontkno]

@decemberhunting Thanks noah. I just ignore people when they say it’s not real but someone needed to speak up.

[salomon @ohnoidontkno]

I would say they already exist in the real world

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I find the 2 most insufferable group of people on the planet are lifetime educators and lifetime politicians. Both live in a fantasy world that lacks common sense and would not survive a day in the real world

[salomon @ohnoidontkno]

I just miss how it felt standing next to you wearing matching dresses

[salomon @ohnoidontkno]

Is this real?

[oyster 𓅊 @matagott]

D*mitrov S*tce and C*lloway…. You couldn’t pay me to suffer through this

[salomon @ohnoidontkno]

My Twitter is completely in Spanish now I’m not sure why

[salomon @ohnoidontkno]

Meanwhile, white people:

[salomon @ohnoidontkno]

Does anyone like hanging out with me?

[Noah @decemberhunting]

Junior and senior engineers alike are starting to walk into the ocean. The new trend in San Francisco is engineers walking into the ocean. Learn why founding engineers are dropping everything and just walking into the ocean. They're not coming back, and here's why that matters

[salomon @ohnoidontkno]

@bunnyggamer Semax and selank nasal spray

[salomon @ohnoidontkno]

Package arrived

[salomon @ohnoidontkno]

$1000 on my laundry card

[salomon @ohnoidontkno]

What if the spurs all got blown up in a terrorist attack. Would the Knicks still win? Or would it be some sort of technicality?