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the best way to a man’s heart is with a knife

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New thread: Out of Context D&D campaign quotes #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e #dnd

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Ladies do u sometimes forget to shave below your ankle and slowly overtime start to develop hobbit feet?

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@x_kokopuff_x Some of the people in the OW community baffle me sometimes. You can literally play as a gorilla who knows perfect English & can invent things, a cyborg ninja, robots who defy gravity, & a hamster with machine guns. But an enby w/ a chipped tooth is drawing the line-???

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Working at a mental hospital made me realize that an 11 y/o girl w/ BPD can express emotions & feelings, control & regulate emotions, & discuss problems better than a grown ass married man w/ a wife & 2 kids at home who probably loathe him.

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Just found out today that the company that unfairly fired my mom and I are on the verge of bankruptcy.
That’s called ✨karma✨

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My 4 y/o niece was watching me play #Overwatch2 and I was practicing #Lifeweaver and she called him a Disney princess. I think that’s the most accurate description for this man

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I just woke up and suddenly I’m having three different conversations with three different people on three separate apps-

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I need to be spayed fr…

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@WarioWorldFan01 Fever dreams

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If you say “I support XYZ” and then go listening or read to stuff that’s fully against XYZ, you don’t support it

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Imma be completely honest, for the longest time, I had completely forgotten Josh Hutcherson’s name and usually called him ‘whats his bucket from hunger games’ but now since the fnaf movie I remember his name bc all I see on my tiktok fyp is people thirsting over Mike Schmitt

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I still refuse to trust critics after they green lit this absolute monstrosity

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I’m so out of it at work….It’s supposed to be titled “finished proofs”

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Y’all my wifi got shut down yesterday at 6:30 pm, and as of when I’m making this tweet, it is STILL down

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If you think about it, a period is just a coochie oil change

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I just told my mentally healthy co-worker that the texture of meat makes me want to peel off my skin and she was very concerned for my wellbeing

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@PicturesFoIder 2 su*c*des, school sets up a ‘self care’ room thinking it’ll help and limits the amount of time you can be in there, 1 more su*c*de after it was set up

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@NotoviaOfficial Huge man 4K HD????

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@PicturesFoIder Dawayne

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Demasculating a misogynist is my favorite past time💖

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Should I be concerned that my comfort video game is where you explore a ghost ship, go back in time as see people get torn apart by krakens?