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Just trying to be funny on the internet. They/them. @remymelee for work stuff

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@PocockRare CYMK, craft beer, Internet. Makes sense.

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@scraphamster This is the most glorious thing I have ever seen in my entire life

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@callmelamb This is my fav Deftones tune 💕 James recently explained all the little film process 'easter eggs' in the video to me and I love it even more

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Just fully dipped the corner of my duvet in marmite and I think I've crossed the line

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I dropped buttery toast on my bedsheets this morning and I forgot to change them and now I'm having a really serious conversation with myself about whether I feel ok about sleeping in a buttery bed versus the effort of changing the sheets

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@ScapaSteve It's not my birthday?? 🥴

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36 ✌️

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Our work experience person has just revealed that he uses Powerpoint to make posters and I am about to pass away

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@callmelamb Oooft 🥵

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I showed my husband 'fitness influencers with fart noises' and now he is literally crying with laughter.

He is 36.

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Trying to brush up on my French for this weekend and remembering how STUPID French is

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Family group chat: wholesome photos of my great uncle in front of a blossom tree
Me: yes uncle Charlie absolutely serving

💀

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My dentists has moved and I was sent a 45min bus ride to a building still under construction so I have eaten two slices of cheesecake in retaliation

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Husband is absolutely distraught that his skeleton onesie is in the wash when he's WFH today so has resorted to my purple cat kigu and let me tell you he looks 🥹so🥹cute🥹

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@AbuBlake Well there's today's soundtrack 🤘

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@IanChadders It was the best of times, it was the worst of times

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Me making a minor mistake when exporting something in Premiere

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Did I say "get your policies out for the lads" during a meeting today

Yes I did

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No you don't understand this is my emotional support scented candle

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Sneezed inside a facemask. Cannot recommend.

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@graceghost_ I use Fairy liquid and an old toothbrush on mine!