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[𝔧𝔞𝔡𝔞 @ohnojada]

@SantanaInDaCut 🤣🤣 chill out

[𝔧𝔞𝔡𝔞 @ohnojada]

🚨🚨 we need sweet potato fries on the menu @ChickfilA 🚨🚨

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

i'm not my mother and i'm not my father but a third worse thing

their daughter

[𝔧𝔞𝔡𝔞 @ohnojada]

do i have agoraphobia or do i just live in detroit

[𝔧𝔞𝔡𝔞 @ohnojada]

there’s a direct correlation between my current mental state and how often i eat boxed mac and cheese

[𝔧𝔞𝔡𝔞 @ohnojada]

@Muncy909 this is so ableist

[𝔧𝔞𝔡𝔞 @ohnojada]

white people get mad and be like “no more mr. nice guy”

[MS.PLAYTOOMUCH @47jessyka]

i dont slut shame i slut celebrate

[𝔧𝔞𝔡𝔞 @ohnojada]

it genuinely bends my brain that i live in detroit

[𝔧𝔞𝔡𝔞 @ohnojada]

i’m just a goofy goober in a salty spittoon world

[𝔧𝔞𝔡𝔞 @ohnojada]

i know we met in the bathroom at the bar exchanged instagrams and never spoke again but i am so invested in your life

[𝔧𝔞𝔡𝔞 @ohnojada]

me after crashing the fuckin coupe

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

my whore hormones acting up

[𝔧𝔞𝔡𝔞 @ohnojada]

*my roommate trying to sleep*
me: would you rather get run over by a steamroller or fall into a wood chipper?

[invader zim @f8the]

arguing wit niggas is a winter sport soon as summer hit dat shit is ova wit

[𝔧𝔞𝔡𝔞 @ohnojada]

@queridaselenaa ooo i need to try

[𝔧𝔞𝔡𝔞 @ohnojada]

they should make headphones with subs in them im tryna knock my brain loose