Mike Baecker

I have no filter between my brain and my mouth

[Mike Baecker @ohnothisisgood]

@JohnLarsonCT would you mind not sending multiple robo calls to my house per day? Sir you're doing nothing but pissing off your constituents.

[Mike Baecker @ohnothisisgood]

@LeBatardShow if Zaz and Chris cote had a child that's very unhappy with the Dolphins playcalling but secretly happy about being released from Miami Seaquarium

[Mike Baecker @ohnothisisgood]

@elonmusk You mean the I supported Skynet party...how arrogant must you be to think that computers won't realize how much smarter they are?

[Mike Baecker @ohnothisisgood]

@JesseBWatters bless your spectrum heart. Did you pay Elon to force critical posts to he blocked?

[Mike Baecker @ohnothisisgood]

@JesseBWatters are you just upset that donald never gave you that medal of freedom you believe you deserve for sacrificing your morality and decency to get ahead in life?

[Mike Baecker @ohnothisisgood]

@elonmusk Hey little guy, why weren't you saying this months ago prior to the election. You're supposed to be a genius. How didn't you see this coming? I read you and trump's short term friendship like a Harry Potter novel from the beginning. Stop lying. Go steal an emerald, cunt.

[Mike Baecker @ohnothisisgood]

@StephenM how does one become evil? I feel like you've got the recipe.

[Mike Baecker @ohnothisisgood]

@gaurab Your algorithm? As in you designed it? Your ego is more sad than Trumps @elonmusk. I can get either of you a coupon code for betterhelp if you're both willing to stop being awful, selfish people.

[Mike Baecker @ohnothisisgood]

@PatMcAfeeShow Ben is definitely going to heaven and i know insurance sucks but if any of your followers need decent pet insurance HealthyPaws is a good and relatively inexpensive option.

[Mike Baecker @ohnothisisgood]

Not that it matters because I haven't used this app in years but I was hacked and they turned me into an anime/crypto nerd. Just an FYI.

[Mike Baecker @ohnothisisgood]

@LeBatardShow "KIRK, kissing your cousins is weird bro"

[Mike Baecker @ohnothisisgood]

@billygil @LeBatardShow Pipo knocked this cameo out of the park. Thank you.

https://t.co/nry8LQwbfG

[Mike Baecker @ohnothisisgood]

@laurenboebert We've all seen your tramp stamp and your sugar daddy. You're not innocent.

[Mike Baecker @ohnothisisgood]

@laurenboebert You're a complete piece of shit. Let them live.

[Mike Baecker @ohnothisisgood]

@AyannaPressley @AOC Legitimate question because I truly don't know the answer... if we get rid of the filibuster but lose the majority in congress at some point, won't that just make it easier for the right to take over and go full blown handmaids tale because of gerrymandering?

[David P. Samson @DavidPSamson]

In fact, this is misleading. The Constitution is not happening to you or me. If it were, today would not have happened…on any level.

I want the Constitution to happen to me… as a living document interpreted by people who understand what that means.

Maybe November will help.

[Mike Baecker @ohnothisisgood]

@BhuktaNeil @MichaelRyanRuiz Can't unsee. BRB going to gouge out my eyes real quick.

[Sheets & Giggles @SheetsGiggles]

If @MichaelRyanRuiz honors his bet with @Stugotz790 and shaves his head, we’ll give away free $50 Sheets & Giggles gift cards to anyone who likes and retweets this 💰🛏

If he doesn’t, we get free advertising, and you get nothing 💸

In other words… it’s a heady play 🪒🧔‍♂️

[Mike Baecker @ohnothisisgood]

@JimmyKempski @diannaESPN #becausejersey

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@Brooke_lynn_zoo Sexiest thing I've ever imagined