"girls like it when guys ignore them" i like men who will get on their knees and beg me to kiss them. i like men who will buckle my seat belt for me. i like men who stick up for me even when i'm wrong. i like men who will kiss me at every red light. i like men who love hard
i love it when you tell someone you're single in like passing conversation and suddenly they start paying a little bit more attention to you for the rest of the day
there’s not really a shorthand for “i think i have a bit of a crush on you and i’m not going to do anything about it due to risk of messiness but the door is wide open for you to do something about it”
God I love soft dumbification. The “let your thoughts go, you don’t need them” and “no thinking, that’s for me to do” I have to just obey when they’re being so sweet about it. How could I not let my brain be wiped when you’re so polite in telling me?