Oh Really, Lindsey

Lindsey doesn't understand a lot of what we say. Or, what anyone says. We decided to start writing some of these things down.

[Oh Really, Lindsey @OhReallyLindsey]

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@Things_MattSaid #arhauscharity

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@FantasticNich #arhauscharity

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"So I just learned YESTERDAY what 'Netflix and Chill' actually means!" https://t.co/irCs8rhwKI

[Oh Really, Lindsey @OhReallyLindsey]

Google search we had to make because of Lindsey.

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"Do they speak Portuguese in Portugal?"

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"I'm gonna need a lot of dick tape!"
"Did you say 'dick tape'?"
".......I did."

[Oh Really, Lindsey @OhReallyLindsey]

B: "Everyone has learned something today."
L: "What have I learned?"
B: "You have not learned anything."

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"Was he in the Beatles?" "Close. That's Bob Dylan." "Oh. Was he in the Monkees?" "No." "The BeeGees?" Alba: "Lindsey! It's The Eagles!"

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"I've been meaning to ask you this for THREE MONTHS." Lindsey points to her earring. "HOW DO I TAKE THIS OUT?"

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"He says I'm like the village bicycle. Everyone gets a ride." "Does he KNOW you Lindsey? I don't think your bike has wheels."

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"Bestiality! Hashtag WINNING!"

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"Charlie horses are the worst! But Charlies and horses are the best. I really like horses. And the name Charlie."

[Oh Really, Lindsey @OhReallyLindsey]

Alyssa to Ana: "Hey, birthday twin."
Linz: "It's your birthday!"
Ana: "...No. We just have the same bir... wait, you were AT my birthday!"

[Oh Really, Lindsey @OhReallyLindsey]

Linz was worried that if she kept shooting the balls up to the top, "no one will be able to get the balls anymore."

[Oh Really, Lindsey @OhReallyLindsey]

"I'm gonna ask a really out-there question, but is that Elvis?" "Nope. That's John Travolta."

[Oh Really, Lindsey @OhReallyLindsey]

After ten minutes of watching Lindsey shoot balls, Alyssa reminded her that she normally charges to babysit.

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I thought a wet willy was where you stick [your finger in the ear] and THEN lick!

[Oh Really, Lindsey @OhReallyLindsey]

"This tastes like Honey Nut Fruit Loops."
"Not a real thing, buddy"

[Oh Really, Lindsey @OhReallyLindsey]

"Is this like when Mister Series killed those people?"
"Mister... What... Are you making a Harry Potter reference?"
"I TRIED SO HARD!"