Things Matt Said

Our friend Matt says things that make no sense all the time. We write them down.

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"Can he smell my hand? Put his nose up to the screen." Matt, Facetiming with his sister and her dog.

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"Why are you screaming like a little girl?" - @DreadedPastor
"IDON'TKNOWWHYWE'REEXCITEDBUTWE'REEXCITED!!!" - Matt, catching baseball fever.

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"Whoa. Check out the earth's ROTATION." - Matt, admiring the sunset.

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"Might as well buy it. It IS "Pokemon Night." - Matt, justifying buying a Houston Astros hat.

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@OhReallyLindsey #arhausselfie Enough Room for you and me!!!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭🇦🇽🇦🇽🇦🇽

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"If you had a superpower, what would your favorite color be?"

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@ally_arthur @drew_dennis @jtimberlake Getting more of a "Ryan Adams" vibe.

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"Let's all go up to College Station and go to Northface and dance."

[Mark Berman @MarkBerman_]

Chandler Parsons visited a little boy with stage 4 cancer who is upset he doesn't look like his friends so Chandler shaved his head for him.

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"Were you Scully? Or were you Mullet?" Matt, trying to connect to an X-Files fan.

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Ben: "Alyssa, look at what you're wearing."
Alyssa: "I am NOT A HIPSTER!"
Matt: "We'll still love you."

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"Hey, it's a Florida Leaf!" - Matt, pointing to a fleur-de-lis.

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"I'll play, like, World of Duty or whatever."

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"I just realized two days ago it's not DownTOWN Abbey!"

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"I'm not just a dunk contest Sprite drinker. I drink Sprite all year long."

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"This dunk contest makes me glad I drink Sprite."

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"Why isn't Drake in this?" "...in the NBA Dunk Contest?" "I'd like to see that."

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For the record, I have no idea what that meant.

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"Why wouldn't I wear the pink shirt? It's my first day!"

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"Hey, do you watch 'Downton Abbey'?" "DO YOU WATCH 'LIVE WITH KELLY AND MICHAEL?' I WATCH IT OVER BREAKFAST. THEN 'PRICE IS RIGHT' IS ON!"