Roger Hawkins

✌🏿Well that was fun✌🏻 #accidentaltext guy #realestateagent #wrongnumberdude

[Roger Hawkins @ohriginalroger]

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[Roger Hawkins @ohriginalroger]

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[Roger Hawkins @ohriginalroger]

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[Roger Hawkins @ohriginalroger]

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[Roger Hawkins @ohriginalroger]

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[Roger Hawkins @ohriginalroger]

@Sumsweetweet There’s a station at Forest & Trenholm with the fancy digital gauge, also! I too live with the fear of exploding tires...coffee pots, frying pans, airbags.

[Charleston P.D. @CharlestonPD]

SLED will issue a state wide BOLO for missing 4 year old Heidi Todd who was last seen wearing pink pants & blue shirt. She may be with a Hispanic male, skinny, 25-30 years old with short hair & dressed in all grey.

[Roger Hawkins @ohriginalroger]

@Sumsweetweet What an ass.

[Roger Hawkins @ohriginalroger]

Pettiness is it’s own reward.

[Roger Hawkins @ohriginalroger]

I don’t have something in my eye YOU have something in YOUR eye!… https://t.co/Mw0npqet9C

[Roger Hawkins @ohriginalroger]

@elainemiller123 Was there another one of those recently? What did I miss?

[Roger Hawkins @ohriginalroger]

@RichieCorns He forgot, “...and on the crapper.”

[Roger Hawkins @ohriginalroger]

@HealthPalmetto This really sums up his teachings.

[Roger Hawkins @ohriginalroger]

@davidadedokun Folks is crazy round here.

[Roger Hawkins @ohriginalroger]

@RichieCorns One can hope.

[Roger Hawkins @ohriginalroger]

@mydarksidesays @weberjenn128W Don’t forget lobotomy was a thing once. Thankfully, they stopped trying to perfect it. Unless it’s still a thing...is it?

[Roger Hawkins @ohriginalroger]

@PressSec @POTUS @RepArrington Wait. A petition to pray? 😑
What does that even mean?!

[Roger Hawkins @ohriginalroger]

UPDATE: I had a freezer burned knock-off “chicken” pot pie and tap water. #allthingsarepossible https://t.co/ag4lnkVwaW

[Roger Hawkins @ohriginalroger]

Just made a bet with myself that I can’t eat on 50 cents today. If I win I have to buy myself lunch.

[Roger Hawkins @ohriginalroger]

Just made a bet with myself that I can’t eat on 50 cents today. If I win I have to buy myself lunch.

[Roger Hawkins @ohriginalroger]

@ily_kayla_ Whoa. Damn. She went defcon 5 off the rip.