Sam S

coffee, cats, other cliches

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@samsheffer They’re not actually streaming it so… #buffering

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@ZaraRahim Should have learned from their attempt at the live Love is Blind reunion that never was!

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My sorority just emailed me saying I should make my will and leave things in my estate to the sorority. A blood oath during initiation would have been less jarring.

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You see the Redfin app on my Home Screen and think I must be looking to move when actually I’m just that nosy every day

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Hear me out: Golden Love is Blind

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It's that thing where you see a certain group of people in an office and you know it's big but it's not your business but the office has windows and those people only assemble for specific reasons

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@wamboyy Literally how much did they spend on music the $$$ just kept coming!

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Hot coffee? In this global climate crisis? Never.

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The Bama Rush doc is really just about social media, the pressures of being a young woman and everyone’s desperation to fit in. The sorority piece can be subbed for anything we use to compare ourselves to others.

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@joelalanhart Slate?

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I'm proctoring a math final and there is a student working in pen and I'm terrified of them.

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If Musk let us edit tweets the same way iMessage does I think people would hate him less. Maybe.

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By*. We still went to the bar so...

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Nothing quite as tragic as your favorite bar being discovered buy bachelorette parties

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Just apologized to my cat for “invading” his “space” while he was sprawled across my bedroom floor for which I pay the mortgage and that’s the epitome of having a cat.

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@colormelauren I’ve called it. They no longer get to count me as a live viewer!!!

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Why do we use the phrase "sleep like a baby" referring to good sleep? Has anyone ever talked to the parent of a baby?

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@mckinneykelsey But also Ginger Spice!!

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Want to help reduce student stress and pressure around college? Stop engaging with college acceptance videos!!!!

https://t.co/0h6meMrSzM

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Is there a Hulu mini series about this GP trial and accident? I need a physicist and crash expert to walk me through who ran into whose back!!!