🦷aj spooky bones🦴

she/they🌱
typically posts too many thoughts in one tweet; full time Good Kisser 💋🌈💛

[🦷aj spooky bones🦴 @ohshit_aj]

Fridge poetry using @dessadarling Beekeeper lyrics

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@ColbyH2O True, why would I even want to try to not do such a thing? I love everyone until they give me reason to no

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New challenge: don't flirt with everyone you see in public

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having slight PTSD from cleaning out my apartment bc of the fleas we can't seem to get rid of. being no stranger to infestations, please check in on your elderly* loved ones living conditions

*this being from personal experience only

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My roomie and I both got dumped this week by our gfs (both having had made the choice on their own without talking to us before hand) and shit, this apartment is going to be a sad queer pad for a few days

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

not dating to marry, not dating to break up, but a secret third thing (dating to enjoy being with a person you’re compatible with for as long as you both enjoy each other, no matter if that’s months or years or the rest of your lives)

[🦷aj spooky bones🦴 @ohshit_aj]

updating everything on my laptop before class like a real responsible adult who volunteered herself to use it for classing knowing how old this brick is 🙃

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She finally woke up at 7:30 and her phone died and left at 8:30 then proceeded to hydroplane her car and this is why we make sure we are safe when going on roadtrips and plan ahead!

[🦷aj spooky bones🦴 @ohshit_aj]

Roommate: I'm going to get an early start on my drive, like before the sun even considers coming up, like 4:30am
Me: right on, be safe, super early mornings can be tough to wake up for
Roommate: *still out cold after 7a, me taking a shower, and cooking breakfast*

[🦷aj spooky bones🦴 @ohshit_aj]

being a skuzz ball and never wanting to shower doesn't fare well with my job of working in a kitchen and getting all covered in sweat and food

[🦷aj spooky bones🦴 @ohshit_aj]

pretty girls take the time to trim their nose hairs so their nose rings don't get all gunked up

[🦷aj spooky bones🦴 @ohshit_aj]

Bought so many forensic books over the past few months that I had all of my required reading material already on my bookshelf

[🦷aj spooky bones🦴 @ohshit_aj]

last night I had an at-home date with a boy that looks like Westly from The Princess Bride and he also spars and I am ready to be his wife

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almost every person I've gone on a date with has the same idea of ENM and having a commune and living off the land and being emotionally intelligent people and it's so fucking Hot

[🦷aj spooky bones🦴 @ohshit_aj]

at this point i am always under the influence of something when i go to the grocery store w my roommate

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I've been building a relationship with the birds here and it's only a matter of time until they start bringing me treats

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The outfit is secured, now for the hair and shoes 🫠

[🦷aj spooky bones🦴 @ohshit_aj]

cool job interview today ! I am hopeful !

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@RedTeam4Life 10/10 recommend! I am onto the book next but I know it isn't the same

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Relevant considering I just finished Mindhunter (Netflix) for the umpteenth time, I became invested after this last watch through

New memorial unveiled to honor victims of Atlanta Child Murders https://t.co/Ohew1qZH4A

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getting to the stage of unemployment where I am taking day naps fully clothed on top of my bedsheets