Dj ♈

the love child of Joan Jett and Guy Fieri.

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

As a kid, I wondered how Germans allow the Holocaust to happen. In the past year I have heard why:

“I am too busy”
“I don’t want to lose my job”
“Both sides are bad”
“Protesting won’t do anything”
“It’s not my issue to speak about”
“I don’t want to lose my friends”

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

Ben Affleck calls out the depraved racist Islamophobia of genocidal Zionists like Bill Maher and Sam Harris, and explains how this dehumanization is used to justify the mass slaughter and rape of Arabs and Muslims, as is happening now with Palestinians

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

I don’t know who in the Kamala Harris campaign was behind the strategy to call Donald Trump and JD Vance “weird” but I cannot remember the last time something so simple has had the entire right wing this triggered. They are truly punching air.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Being obsessed with repressing women is goofy.

Trying to watch what LGBTQ+ people do all the time is abnormal.

Punishing people who don’t have biological offspring is creepy.

It’s an incel platform, dude.
It’s SUPER weird.
And people need to know.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Jeff Bridges: “I’m white, I’m the Dude, and I’m for Harris."

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

So it’s only free speech so long as you agree with it @elonmusk

[Saint Paulee Waititi 💙😇☮️ 🇺🇸 🫶🏻 @PaleePaul]

@harris_wins I'm with her so, so not the weirdo.

[Allie Awesome ✨ 2025 Miss Halloween Hottie 👻 @AllieAwesome415]

@GeauxGabrielle I would be truly honored to have a Black woman president.

[ivy | timeline DEI hire @flowersfromivy]

me on the groupchat after 8pm
https://t.co/vgUetcZCHw

[William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver]

lol running for president ruined his life. could have gotten away with rich person crimes basically forever but couldn't take being roasted one time.

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

The Superbowl would be a lot better if it didn't start in the middle of the night at 6:30PM.

[The Sassiest Semite @LittleMissLizz]

I hope Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift have a lovely day. They seem like really nice people & also, in general, I simply support anything that irritates miserable people.

[𝒥𝒶𝓈𝓂𝒾𝓃🐷 ABDUL FOR SENATE @jasminpigemoji]

For years, Topher Grace was depicted like he was a stuck-up asshole for not being besties with the rest of the That '70s Show cast, but guess who didn't write a letter in defense of a rapist this year...

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

The reason yall be having all these technical degrees and making 300k but keep falling for conspiracy theories is because you thought English classes were stupid in college and now you don’t know what a logical fallacy is.

[Dj ♈ @ohshititsdeej]

Every time I open twitter I am reminded why I’ve spent the last 3 years isolating myself.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

my girlfriend is buying name brand cereal like we have a secret Swiss bank account somewhere

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Kids today are spoiled. When I was a kid crack came in crack flavor and we loved it.

[rat wizard @Im_The_Slime]

does the supreme court mean it comes with sour cream and tomatoes?

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

me on my couch: sleepiest in my life

me in my bed: never been more awake

[Dj ♈ @ohshititsdeej]

Suddenly everyone has a blue checkmark next to their name. 🙄