Krysten_Parody

So nasty, so rude

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

caesar when brutus stabbed him

[NotLizBrody @NotLizBrody]

No. People know what’s happening to their own bodies.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

can we stop letting the oldest living people we can find run the United States

[Christopher Bouzy (spoutible.com/cbouzy) @cbouzy]

Six years ago, some of y'all f..ked around and didn't vote for Hillary, and Roe v. Wade was overturned, and now affirmative action has ended. So stop f..king around with "Biden is too old," or "I am not going to vote unless..." before this sh.t turns into The Handmaid's Tale.

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived LGBTQ+ civil rights protections. The Supreme Court has ruled in favor of religious homophobia and said that businesses can discriminate against LGBTQ+ people.

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

june was supposed to be Pride but it ended up being Prejudice 😭

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

Happy New Year to the people who celebrate in Times Square. We are baffled by your willingness to attend the worst social event that has ever existed.

[Krysten_Parody @ohsokrysten]

Me - that was very good, do you feel accomplished?
5 year old piano student - yes
Me - do you know what that word means?
Student - no

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Ok me

[Krysten_Parody @ohsokrysten]

SMOOTH. AS. HELL. ⚡️

[Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning]

Since we're still not over it ... gonna have to give Pointer tonight's @NewAmsterdam Goal of the Game!

[Rainie Toll @RainieToll]

Hashtag make bathtubs bigger

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” ok have you ever had a Mozzarella stick

[Krysten_Parody @ohsokrysten]

One of my middle school piano students has decided it's his new thing to say "I'm built different" every time he plays something correctly. The fun part is, if he makes a mistake he says "I'm built the same". I'm sure this will never get old

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

I will be dating Pete Davidson next.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“you can’t live in fear” uhh yes I can. been doing it since I was 11

[no context curb your enthusiasm @ProManimalUnity]

happy veterans day