Killer Tomato

[Killer Tomato @ohsotwitty]

When will they include more modern sports, like Pawn Shop Negotiating, Storage Unit Gambling and Kitchen Screamery? #olympics2012

[Killer Tomato @ohsotwitty]

Mmmm... Delightfully bitter! RT @mental_floss: 14 Creative Divorce Cakes — http://t.co/4LyH4wFM

[Killer Tomato @ohsotwitty]

Not quite true - De Niro's enjoyable, but only because he's acting in a different, better movie than the rest of the cast.

[Killer Tomato @ohsotwitty]

Watching "Killer Elite". Impossible to sympathize with anyone. Pointless plot. Annoying blue/grey filter. Goofy hairdos and mustaches. Odd.

[Killer Tomato @ohsotwitty]

Like obscenity, I recognize and appreciate great art when I see it: http://t.co/0P2NnmRi

[Killer Tomato @ohsotwitty]

The ComiXology app makes it waaaaaay too easy for drunk people to buy stuff.

[Killer Tomato @ohsotwitty]

@sitakatherine Frrrrreeeeeeebbiiiirrrdddd!!!!

[Killer Tomato @ohsotwitty]

Moving from Austin's awesome downtown to a planned suburban snorescape seems like a downgrade. But hey - McMansions! #househunters #austin

[Killer Tomato @ohsotwitty]

If you're encouraging your child to go on video to do something that makes Toddlers and Tiaras look ultra-classy in comparison... Wow.

[T. Michael Murdock @tmichaelmurdock]

The best six- and seven-year-old rappers singing about having sex and bullying that you'll see today. http://t.co/Odb7FSFB #SBPants

[Killer Tomato @ohsotwitty]

@sitakatherine I know, right? Thought he was kidding at first.

[Killer Tomato @ohsotwitty]

Him: OMG I want an expired item can you relist with discount?! Me: What item? Him: Dunno, I send a lot of msgs; what do you sell? #ebay

[Killer Tomato @ohsotwitty]

The following is an actual, if surreal, exchange that I had with a customer this morning:

[Killer Tomato @ohsotwitty]

Moonrise Kingdom? Amazing. Fantastic performances, beautifully shot, great story, lots of laughs. Wes Anderson's best? #moonrisekingdom

[Killer Tomato @ohsotwitty]

Rereading Glen Cook's Black Company books. Even better than I remembered - great military fantasy. Gritty without being depressingly grim.

[Killer Tomato @ohsotwitty]

@sitakatherine @zalzombie Well, poop - we committed to a twelvesome with a mixed-gender Argentenian basketball team from 3AM-July. Sry! :(

[Killer Tomato @ohsotwitty]

@sitakatherine @zalzombie Ha! How soon can you get here? ;)

[Killer Tomato @ohsotwitty]

@zalzombie Heehee - love you babe!