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teacher of tiny humans. trojan. wannabe tami taylor.

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@AP Hey, @MeghanMcCain, we’re all on pins and needles waiting for your hostile rants about this! Or is it only an issue in Virginia, where voters— not lawmakers— made the decision?

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@JarettSays I think these are her three biggest roles to us elder millennials. She was “Mom” for our generation from childhood into adulthood. 😭

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@ms_frazzled My coworker snuck a photo of me on Halloween doing my Wonder read aloud while dressed as Bowser. It so accurately captures the life of an elementary teacher that I may just have to frame it. 😂

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@people DENNIS RODMAN’S DAUGHTER? She’s a gold medal winning athlete and soccer superstar. Don’t associate her with her deadbeat dad.

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@Playa_Society Oooh need one of these for USC! @USCWBB ❤️✌🏼💛

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@DanWolken

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@DanWolken I’ve dealt with both fanbases and gone to games at both schools. OSU is 1000% the worst I have ever encountered. And ND fans are entitled as hell and literally everyone thinks the no conference thing is ridiculous. So no one on the outside cares enough to root for either team. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@itssuzanneeee @talleyberrybaby

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@Lane_Kiffin @Vol_Football Did this riveting matchup put you to sleep at halftime orrrrrr… are you just suddenly quiet when it comes to an SEC team getting absolutely destroyed in a playoff game? 🙄

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@USCWBB @togethxr Hiiii! Will these shirts be available to purchase anywhere?

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@Lane_Kiffin Where was this energy when y’all played Kentucky…?

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@kyylien Squatty Potty!

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@ShotgunSpr Getting spit on was part of my OSU experience when USC played there in 2009! The absolute worst, most classless fan base of all time.

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@insidetroy Love that for her! I bet she’s having a blast!

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@ChrisNTrevino Screaming “NEW JERSEY!!!!!!!” (in support of DJ) in the very last row of that end zone in Notre Dame stadium.

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@magdalenepop #PromoteOnlineKindness in your bio sure is a choice, huh?

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@uscpsycho Shit, at least go to the Chick-Fil-A specialty spot while in College Park— Little Blue Menu and drown your sorrows in Polynesian sauce.

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@DanWolken I don’t think I’ve ever arrived at my connection gate at CLT and not been sweating and out of breath. The layout of that place is an absolute nightmare.

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@DanWolken Can you even call yourself a traveler if you haven’t sprinted to make a connection from the end of one CLT terminal to another on the opposite side?