Sato ☭

the profit incentive to live is far too low

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

I could rick you down on some pickle shit

[turbomander @turbomander]

The only “mating press” I care about is when my mate presses all the right buttons on his video game controller!! #cooperativegameplay

[s44ntii @s44nti]

gasté dinero como si no hubiera mañana y si hubo mañana

[twinknalt @twinknalt]

watching porn but i’m not even jerking off

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

at what age does ur penis stop growing this cant be everything

[GeoMenes @Geo_Menes]

Cadê os médicos para terem vergonha de enfiar dedo no cu de macho?

[JΞRMOTHY ➐ @Jermothy7]

imagine lagging irl and you’re taking dick and it rubberbands into you like 30 strokes combined into one

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

My take on LeBron to GSW:

It would be kind of a lame move to put that jersey on and I would immediately forget about that when I start levitating after seeing him catch a lob from Steph

[Caleb @PearlThunderr]

Alex Caruso: everyone spell “cute”

JDub: “C-u-t-e”

Jared McCain: “C-u-t-e”

JWill: “S-h-a-i”

Shai: “These fellas be tripping 🙄🙄🙄”

Chet: “54 from treball is odee shooting hangpulls”

[Sato ☭ @ohsxto]

@filer0040 Beast mode

[matt @mattybtweets69]

For sale. Baby coffin. Didn’t need it. 👍

[Ellie @filer0040]

#whoremembers

[Serafim @Serafim_zx]

Tá chamando brasileiro de macaco mas quem se pendura em árvore não é a gente não hein

[Sato ☭ @ohsxto]

@hoodheresies07 im good man

[Walt @walt1118]

"We are going to beet you,"
"Gasp!"
"And grape you,"
"Oh my goodness!"
"And Ray Peat you. Not necessarily in that order."
"Don't you carrot all for my opinion about this?"
"Fine. Lettuce hear your side of it..."

[jun3bu6 @juniebeatsjones]

asking for lamb faggots at the welsh restaurant and they bring out a very bashful sheepgirl

[Sato ☭ @ohsxto]

@SpecificNY giannis bam and a bunch of heat fans

[bran @slugopolis]

watched the first 15 minutes of digital circus and it appears i have been tricked by 13 year olds. will not happen again.

[Sato ☭ @ohsxto]

@30GotNext he want that miami night life