jade✨

[jade✨ @ohtitsjade]

@halsey ❤️❤️❤️

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“thank god it’s the weekend”

Me Saturday and Sunday :

[jade✨ @ohtitsjade]

@CrumblCookies My pancake cookie was missing the buttercream now I’m crying😢

[jade✨ @ohtitsjade]

I really woke up thinking “okay, I actually love my job” and within 18 mins, this man made me wanna just walk tf out this bitch.

[jade✨ @ohtitsjade]

@aishiterujahnae that shit wrecked me🥺😭

[jade✨ @ohtitsjade]

@aishiterujahnae FUCKED ME UP🥹🥹🥹

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

not having a favorite dinosaur is SUCH a red flag. Big dead inside vibes

[jade✨ @ohtitsjade]

I don’t drink caffeine for one fucking day & I have a headache from hell and can’t do shit😪

[Blue Ivy’s Sunglasses @KingLouie8th]

If anyone needs a little motivation today, call [phone].

It’s a school project where kindergarteners give you a pep talk.

It’s so cute 🥹😅. And it’s automated!

[jade✨ @ohtitsjade]

all the old Prius owners upgraded to teslas but still drive SLOW AS FUCK

[jade✨ @ohtitsjade]

just met with a client at 3:45am, smoked a cig together & did a grounding exercise so he can go back to sleep after having nightmares… this is fun🥲

[jade✨ @ohtitsjade]

@halsey “it’s giving priest”
it’s actually giving “daddy” but O K A Y

[jade✨ @ohtitsjade]

@riylicious the fucking worst😵‍💫🥴🤒

[jade✨ @ohtitsjade]

I got my second booster & flu shot in the same arm this morning and felt fine but just ate McDonald’s and 2 mins later I wanna die🥴

[Frank Jordon 🍷 @Frankiexii]

Why I rewind da show then pick my phone back up and miss the same part again 😭

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i learned SO much in college. like what depression is and that i had it

[jade✨ @ohtitsjade]

my coworker in the kitchen making tator tots that I’m 110% sure are for our clients & I’m 110% sure ima be eating some of them😅

[D. @nitaaasmile]

Real niggas went to John Burroughs

[jade✨ @ohtitsjade]

yoooo, I’m dead🤣