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Waldo is probably horrible at responding to texts. http://t.co/FXUAthYsmJ

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Movie pitch: There's this guy named Craig that makes a list of Jews he can save from Naz... what? http://t.co/30crB91wSX

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http://t.co/VnFSPiR0sO I've found that jogging is much more fun when you never do it.

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Seems like the most reliable way to get rid of some people is just to lend them money....)) http://t.co/gschYezHxL

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http://t.co/fsNqho8rSV Also, to all the people with egg avatars... have you thought about where you'll hide on Easter yet?

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http://t.co/I6gmBFnrNP Rectangle? It nearly KILLEDtangle. ...I could totally write for kids' shows.

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http://t.co/IDRJ0VR6As "What the FUCK is going on?!?!?" - the Moon (July 21, 1969)

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Saying that there is a huge-ass line at Wal-Mart is both ambiguous and redundant. http://t.co/nRbcSLRl7R

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Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork". http://t.co/ll4NhVjpCO

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Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/DQ0DwCqEoI

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I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/mQEl8DU9B3

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How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence? http://t.co/96nrFMZYpU

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http://t.co/rzHha3zZKW Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

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http://t.co/Yl4wHkvi Great... This guy double parked his porsche, and now I've got paint all in my keys.

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Male ladybugs prefer to be called "bugs." http://t.co/wogUkQeq

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You're only as good as your last tweet. http://t.co/52HsUqcV

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My son's favorite toy is the free blood pressure machine at Walgreens. http://t.co/lvegU0gn