Whitney Grove

[Whitney Grove @ohwhitwhatnow]

@bouldercolorado Is tonight’s boulder ballet rain or shine?

[kim @KimmyMonte]

a baby cow is called a calf bc it’s half a cow. half cow. calf. no further questions.

[Whitney Grove @ohwhitwhatnow]

Invasive parenting thought: will Beach House sound like the Eagles to my 3 year old by the time she’s a tween? 😰

[trash jones @jzux]

oh jesus died for my sins? did he die of embarrassment?

[Whitney Grove @ohwhitwhatnow]

@PeterEhrenOBGYN could you please leave the Peloton group #pelopreggos ? I’m sure you’re a wonderful doctor, but you’re not a pregnant woman, and you’re throwing off the vibe of the room competing with us

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

White Lotus has Mad Men energy: Maybe something horrible will happen or maybe two people will have a weird lunch.

[trash jones @jzux]

benadryl: oh you’ll go to sleep alright

me: awesome! and then i’ll wake up?

benadryl: in a sense

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

If you’re excited about the original lineup of Blink 182 getting back together: please remember to stretch your lower back and hamstrings today. Your body isn’t what it used to be and that’s ok

[trash jones @jzux]

happy national boyfriend day to all my cashiers at trader joe’s

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

If you’re bored, they’re bored: take your cat to six flags

[sarah @sablaah]

omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" -- now I can finally pursue my passions

[trash jones @jzux]

(holding my friends at gunpoint) pumpkin patch?????

[Whitney Grove @ohwhitwhatnow]

@jsadusk What sweet pictures, congratulations Joe!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

do not start. with those sky booms. i don’t like them. and you don’t deserve them

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Reclassify Women As Service Animals https://t.co/MM3jbtA9ea

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

.@tedcruz What if - and hear me out I’m just a mom of two small children - what if there were something more important than the right to own a semiautomatic gun. Off the top of my head I can think of two and they’re sleeping right now in pajamas with airplanes on them.

[Whitney Grove @ohwhitwhatnow]

@kintarasu @tedcruz There is blood all over your “praying” hands, you selfish, greedy, hypocritical asshole. Imagine if that happened to your kids. You could actually help stop this, but you are sick with greed for power and money. Shame on you.