Olivia Gjurich

I am excellent at air drums

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The "door close" buttons in the elevators at Ripley are PURELY decoration. Useless.

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The moment when you feel the Advil kick in. #thankyouadvil

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"It's my actual least favorite thing to drink without any makeup on" - actual quote from my roommate

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Real convo between me and Usher at SoulCycle today... him: "From a 1-10 you're a certified 20." Me: "OmigodthankyouUsher!"

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lol if there's no storm tomorrow

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#fbf to #MichaelMottAndFriends @theastorroom with @paulianniello and… https://t.co/huC9zUckUT

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NNNNNO to the man clipping his nails on the 7 train.

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When I make eggs over easy, the yolk cracks on impact... when I make scrambled eggs the yolk mysteriously turns into some iron core tank.

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Last night I woke up choking. Like actually choking. It's nice to know my body tries to save me without me asking after it tries to KILL ME!

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Just heard someone literally say 'hi-ya!' when they sneezed. Amazing.

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'Libewa, shh, too loud' - 2 year-old whose life is in my hands.

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Landed back in NY like: 💁🏻 https://t.co/6teRteHDcY

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This 2 year-old I'm babysitting calls me 'Libewa' which I am choosing to believe means she thinks I am a warrior princess

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mostly because my phone is updating and i can't get to the airport 'til it finishes

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like a phoenix rising from the ashes, so is my tweeter #rebirth to twitter

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My CPR mannequin today looked like #ryanstiles

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#sayonara @amgjurich #tweetmania

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@AmandaBynes #skyzone was a great choice. Maybe hit up #anchorbar after #marcellas?

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listen guys. i downloaded the twitter app. i'm taking tweeting seriously now.

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First tweet of 2013. Let tweet mania begin? @amgjurich