Kal

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[Kal @ohxkayy]

What does your fam chat look like?

[Kal @ohxkayy]

Unfortunately I know I’ve reached adulthood because I am legitimately excited to have ordered a new vacuum paid for entirely by my discover cash back rewards

[Kal @ohxkayy]

the 12 yr old I watch just said “ok boomer” to ME and like... it hit me hard

[Kal @ohxkayy]

@ch33sefries This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen

[Kal @ohxkayy]

finding out there were only 2 seasons of Lizzie McGuire has completely ruined me bc it actually spanned over my whole childhood??? I’ve lost my grip on time and life entirely at this point

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THE CHALLENGE IS TO STAY ALIVE OTHER THAN THAT I WILL BE DOING NO OTHER CHALLENGES GOD BLESS

[Kal @ohxkayy]

how would posting my senior pics provide any sort of comfort whatsoever to a senior now ??

[Kal @ohxkayy]

An inspiring email from dad

[Kal @ohxkayy]

just drove past a billboard for some Italian restaurant that literally said “we’re getting al dente just thinking about it” and I straight up choked on my coffee. promote that marketing guy

[Kal @ohxkayy]

Paisley just looked @ me and said “I love you keke” for the first time so please just imagine how happy I am in this moment. I might cry

[Kal @ohxkayy]

my prayers have been answered god bless

[Kal @ohxkayy]

bring back dunkaroos

[Kal @ohxkayy]

just now realized the reason so many nye parties were roaring 20’s themed because it’s 2020 & I don’t know if I could feel any more stupid bc truly for days I was like wow that’s a popular theme this year

[Kal @ohxkayy]

@jambobrittney Lol avery

[Kal @ohxkayy]

I am SO tired of clicking on recipe links just to have to scroll for like two hrs to find the actual friggin recipe !!!!

[Kal @ohxkayy]

@PJayWhy_ @Ray_Hernandez_ RELAX

[Kal @ohxkayy]

me on the phone w my mother tonight: hello I have a question

Mom: yes, I am ready to be a grandma again!

Oh ok ma I was just wondering about a recipe though

[Kal @ohxkayy]

@jambobrittney I don’t think so, they were just eating and standing

[Kal @ohxkayy]

I wish people would stop telling me that “I’m from upstate ny” when they realize I hate driving in the snow.. I’m sorry I didn’t know my location meant I should have the instincts of a yeti

[Kal @ohxkayy]

over apologizing is so normalized it’s ridiculous..I asked a dude where ketchup was and he responds, “it’s behind you, that’s ok!” like ya it is ok because I didn’t say I was sorry lol

[Kal @ohxkayy]

@jambobrittney Can’t have too many