don schizo💯➐

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[Spider-Dunk @spidermanias]

This shit looks unbelievably good.

Like what the actual fuck

[Mikale Olson @realmikolson]

This may just be the single greatest tweet of all time

#worldcup

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

unfortunately I think I will forever be referring to skyrim as "the rim" now

[mensch @signoremosca]

Vyvanse gives you superhuman stamina and immunity to boredom but in return you lose the ability to love

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

He’s a McDonalds sprite away from shredding his passport and starting a new life here

[old tom @culture_coffin]

i know i say this a lot but you guys gotta get some real problems

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

This caption is smoking me lmfao

[Slimhausen @Slimothy94]

I've eaten day 3 coochie

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

POV you are an ASML engineer on vacation and these three ladies would really love to talk to you about your work.

[360noscope420blazeit 🎮 @360NoScope]

Call of Duty: World at War (2008) - Winning Team Themes

[Kamikaze Cash @kamikazecash]

Things I regret from my 20s because I was too frugal to spend money having fun:

- Not going to the top of the fortress in Malta because there was a $3 additional charge

- Refusing to go to the club in Florence because there was a cover charge

- Getting the vegetarian meal because it was $9 cheaper than the giant meat platter

- Giving my little brother a hard time for getting a $3 soda instead of just the main meal during the lunch special

- Refusing to financially contribute to few other things I can’t talk about online

You don’t get your 20s back. Invest, yes. It works.

But I am not thankful for the $9 I saved on a meal a decade ago. I should have partaken.

Spend your money within reason. Spend your money with your friends.

Your future self can worry about itself.

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

on email talking to Obama about this whole troop situation. wow

[Keizi Cinema 🎞️🍿 @KeiziTV]

he's still got that thad castle in him... PLZ PUT HIM IN COMEDIES AGAIN 🙏

[Gentleman Doofus @GentleDoofus]

Every man dies, not every man really lives

[arc. @arceyul]

“oye Claude haz todo mi trabajo hoy, yo me voy a por un café y a dar una vuelta, hablamos. make no mistakes”

[Adrian @blagojevism]

The teleportation device was, most likely, a 30 rack of Miller Lite.