Nick Greenwood

Husband, Father of Three, early onset MAMIL, Proud Liverpudlian

[Nick Greenwood @oidopey]

@PureGym why can’t I add a buddy when I pay for that in my membership?

[Nick Greenwood @oidopey]

@SWTrunkRoads Any plans to release the traffic stuck behind the accident?

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Happy Mark Cavendish Day! #TDF2024 #35notout @MarkCavendish @AstanaQazTeam @LeTour @itvcycling @eurosport

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@FreedomFibre Don’t worry. Looks like we are back up again

[Nick Greenwood @oidopey]

My @FreedomFibre internet is down but I can’t DM you because I’m not verified. Help please!

[Nick Greenwood @oidopey]

@simonrim @greensveggie This is very bad news @lancs7

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

It seems that Michelle Mone is about to be rehabilitated and returned to the House of Lords.

If you want to see Michelle Mone kicked out of the House of Lords and arrested until she pays the £223,000,000 she owes give this a RT.

We won't forget.

[Nick Greenwood @oidopey]

@EstherMcVey1 Instead of spending £200billion on a train track that will collapse into the Cheshire salt plains in 20years, let’s start fixing collapsing schools and hospitals now #StopHS2

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

Time to trot this one out again I guess…
Never forget; never forgive #partygate

[Nick Greenwood @oidopey]

@gcntweet please can you look at your app on fireTV stick? It keeps randomly zooming in or out giving very limited views of what’s supposed to be on screen

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@guardian But there were other solutions that could have improved this situation for NHS Staff without including a giveaway for all high earners

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Liz Truss used to be a LibDem. Is this the culmination of the most audacious sleeper agent mission of all time? Total destruction of the Tory Party from within.

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@GNev2 “You turn if you want to; the lady’s not for tur…, oh no, wait a minute. Yes, let’s go back”

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@andrewismaxwell @edfringe Had a great time @ #Krakatoa on Monday. Saw this today and thought of you

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Oh Jimmy, Jimmy!

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@bbctms A Venn of scorers?

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@simonmayo Services to Witter?

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Underrated line from @MichaelVaughan last night on @BBCSport highlights. When Will Young was out: “He’s gotta ‘Leave Right Now’”#tailendersoftheworlduniteandtakeover

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@helenczerski Brilliant! Sounds like a character from a Jerome K Jerome book

[Nick Greenwood @oidopey]

@MarketHouseAlty got a mention on BBC Newscast podcast last night. About 29mins in. Can’t wait for you to reopen. #ndujasausagepizza https://t.co/D1wmvTgXXP