MCB 🜏

retweet a lot of shit tbh

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[The Football Era @Footballera0]

Make no mistake, Arsenal this season are exposing and ending the plastic oil clubs.

They went from beating Manchester City to the Premier League title and exposing how small they are as a club, and now they’re about to do the same to PSG.

It’s football, history, and class vs oil.

And football is winning.

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

Gary Neville once said that Arteta should leave if he ends up making the top 4, because he has hit his ceiling.

Arsenal responded today by inviting him for an interview to discuss winning the title, and presented him with a shirt saying ‘to our biggest supporter’.

Unreal.

[Adam Keys @adamkeys_]

Pep Guardiola said that this was the toughest Premier League he has experienced. Slot echoed that. The floor of the league is so high West Ham were relegated on 39 points and three England clubs are in European cup finals. Don’t let anyone discredit this.

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

YOU MADE IT, EBS. 🥹❤️‍🔥

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Congratulations to Max Dowman, who has become the youngest person to win the Premier League 🏆

[Gooner Eurychus 🏆 @GoonerEG]

Me liking every tweet with Arsenal has won the Premier League.

[MCB 🜏 @OiMCB]

#NewProfilePic

[Keats @KeatonFisher19]

Imagine losing your life savings and then you’ve got fucking Wall-E & his mates Gegenpressing you as you try leave

[Cultaholic Wrestling @Cultaholic]

This is filmed like something out of The Office

https://t.co/6syIhrsJ2w

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

🚨 PREMIER LEAGUE! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

KAI HAVERTZ PUNISHES DONNARUMMA! 🤯🇩🇪

Manchester City 1-1 Arsenal

🎥 @iONLY4K

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

AN IMMEDIATE RESPONSE ⚡️

Kai puts Donnarumma under pressure and blocks the goalkeeper's clearance into the net!

🔵 1-1 🔴 (18)

[Drainmaker @TheDrainmaker]

This Darby Allin/Sting shot from tonight in Seattle is STUNNING.

[John Wight @JohnWight1]

This man puts them all to shame.

[World Cup Hub @FootbalIhub]

EZE THAT'S ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR!!!!!!!

[Parth Rastogi @theparthrastogi]

Look at the generational difference -

1990s:

• Get a university degree
• Get a 9–5 job
• Suit and tie
• Get promoted
• Get married at 21
• Buy a house at 25
• 4 kids, 1 dog
• Retire at 60

2026:

• Survive… Show more