Journalist Fly Tryin' to Get By

Journalist. I stir shit up. Not every joke has to work. You hating it is just as funny to me. #BringerOfContext
#EyeDeleteTypos

[Journalist Fly Tryin' to Get By @ointFLYment]

The universe is an exploding balloon of vastness we only imagine. But even the balloon is doomed. Let that be the context in everything you do.

[Journalist Fly Tryin' to Get By @ointFLYment]

And remember, that's a medical diagnosis.

[Mediaite @Mediaite]

HOT MIC MOMENT: After clashing with GOP Sen. Roger Marshall, Dr. Fauci was caught muttering, "what a moron," followed by "Jesus Christ."

[Journalist Fly Tryin' to Get By @ointFLYment]

Conservatives doing their own research...

[Journalist Fly Tryin' to Get By @ointFLYment]

Hey conservatives, when they told you to do your own research, they didn't mean use yourself as a guinea pig.

[Journalist Fly Tryin' to Get By @ointFLYment]

@DonaldJTrumpJr You're just jealous because he wasn't dumb enough to fall for it.
https://t.co/jVDSDUJ3nX

[Journalist Fly Tryin' to Get By @ointFLYment]

America is just liberals trying to see exactly what they can get conservatives to eat.

[Journalist Fly Tryin' to Get By @ointFLYment]

@OttoTopci @comoncentz @kl_buck @AdamKinzinger It was entrapment, but Trump was the fed who got them to assault he Capitol.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

@Mediaite I like Hot Mic Fauci. A lot.

[Journalist Fly Tryin' to Get By @ointFLYment]

Remember when Democrats were furious republicans used the phrase "universal access to coverage" to disguise their attempts to take away actual coverage?

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

BREAKING: With our new proposal, California will be the FIRST STATE to achieve universal access to healthcare coverage.

[Journalist Fly Tryin' to Get By @ointFLYment]

9 million people in NYC and Eric Adams is who they choose as mayor?

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

9 million people in NYC and @NYCMayor Eric Adams appoints his brother.

[Journalist Fly Tryin' to Get By @ointFLYment]

@iamgabesanchez I, for one, think it's very brave to admit your Viagra medication is for microdosing.

[Journalist Fly Tryin' to Get By @ointFLYment]

@playbookdc "Our tipster got it wrong, but we so wanted it to be true we didn't risk verifying it." - Politico

[Journalist Fly Tryin' to Get By @ointFLYment]

Pretty bold talk for a walking colonoscopy.

[Christina Pushaw 🐊 🇺🇸 @ChristinaPushaw]

"Think about it. Before COVID, did anyone go out and seek testing to determine if they were sick?" @GovRonDeSantis today

[Journalist Fly Tryin' to Get By @ointFLYment]

Complaining about terrorism at a rally for terrorism does not result in the epiphany you would expect.

[Anthony Sabatini @AnthonySabatini]

BREAKING: Leftist terrorist arrested for making a bomb & prowling at the Jan. 6th Justice Rally I spoke at last night—he was stopped moments after I spoke. Thank you @SheriffPinellas for stopping this depraved individual. He also had 8000 rounds of ammo.
https://t.co/ZvE979eyWR

[Journalist Fly Tryin' to Get By @ointFLYment]

@washingtonpost If @AnnieLinskey's only position is that dead Democrats shouldn't be mourned, she should stop calling herself a journalist.

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

If you can take a covid test from home, you should be able to vote from home. Is that how this works?

[Journalist Fly Tryin' to Get By @ointFLYment]

@AndrewYang Non Democrats can't seem to understand why Democrats don't vote for them, so it must be "stolen." The only time you don't $hit on Democrats is when you want their resources. That's why they told you to fcuk off, 1%er (obviously polling not money).
https://t.co/wXSQBuV97t

[Journalist Fly Tryin' to Get By @ointFLYment]

@GeorgePapa19 Being pardoned for a crime doesn't mean you didn't commit the crime, traitor.

[Journalist Fly Tryin' to Get By @ointFLYment]

@jayblackisfunny That's assuming JFK Jr went to Hell to deserve this sort of punishment.

[Journalist Fly Tryin' to Get By @ointFLYment]

@RepLisaMcClain You ran under the guise of being American.

When are you going to start living up to that commitment?
#GQPTraitorsToDemocracy

[Journalist Fly Tryin' to Get By @ointFLYment]

@TheeKHiveQueenB Pelosi should invite Biden to give a State of the Union every week, just to remind Trumpers he was defeated. The Constitution doesn't say he can only give one.