Well the boys won another championship with the personal brand of drunk, obnoxious softball. Truly transcendent performance bois. https://t.co/F5s2qugrhw
I forgot about my greatest insecurity being my weak chin/jawline. S/O to @Randa_Panda423 for doing all of my stupid ideas for me @ Danger_zone https://t.co/FkM9E9O474
@The_B_Codes@Brown_Chase10 I will not sit here and let you victimize and shame for my choice of occasionally finding something great to wear in in the women’s section if goodwill
Been looking for awhile but I think I finally found my new look. Props to @dknuckler34 and @brown_chase10 for finding it. Photo credz to the beautiful @itsthatmixedkid https://t.co/JbFK2GVsOE
We may not have played an official game today but at least got an inning against some 12 year old girls. Its tropics season bitches. https://t.co/CQzk1xGnw6
ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man
$300 - works out
$200 - smart
$400 - smells nice
$70 - has a job
$10 - has frosted tips
$5 - is rollin out looking for America’s greatest diners, drive-ins, and dives
$500 - over 6 feet tall