Olly Christmas

[Olly Christmas @ojchristmas]

@MattChristmas1 I only come here for your health advice 👍

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

How dare you! Nurses in my intensive care ward witnessed daily deaths, swabbed our bums every day, talked to an unconscious me, held my hand, wrote my intensive care diary, saw colleagues die, had inadequate PPE, were very afraid, are still traumatised. You do it?

[Bridget Phillipson @bphillipsonMP]

The Prime Minister is setting out how we grasp the vitally important issue of social care, and this man is yet again making debased comments about women's appearances.

It's gross, it’s misogynistic and it needs to be rooted out of our media and society.

[Craig. @bambibristol]

Fair play for attending a funeral and still looking like the most dead bloke in the room.

That takes some doing…

[Olly Christmas @ojchristmas]

@MattChristmas1 Am I related to that nincompoop? 😬

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

If you're a Andrew Tate supporter the only way youve ever satisfied a woman was when you left the room

[Phil Baty @Phil_Baty]

Lord only knows the carnage unleashed inadvertently at middle class barbecues and summer parties across the nation by the Guardian last weekend…

[Lateef 🙃 @LateefSaka]

This is what I want see more grandparents doing instead of running for presidency.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Stop calling me Nigel Mirage! And don't you dare retweet this using the hashtag #NigelMirage

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@Nigel_Farage Because it's important that perpetrators of horrific crimes are convicted and punished. For that to happen there needs to be a fair trial to establish guilt. It is grossly irresponsible for someone in your position to suggest others should jepordise that
https://t.co/61uZmytaj8

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i just had andrew and tristan tate arrested in miami for wearing these outfits

[Ben Cohen @YoBenCohen]

Today, Magnum ordered the @benandjerrysfoundation out of its own corporate office.

Since its founding in 1985, the Foundation has funded and supported hundreds of grassroots organizations across the country working for progressive social change — community organizing, environmental justice, racial equity, human rights. #freebenandjerrys

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

I was with him yesterday amongst so many who he has supported by challenging the system and introducing laws to prevent and protect…I observed total respect and a sense of loss and I observed his humanity, dedication, and grace in Departure. I believe my eyes, ears and those who actually know above the Tittle Tattle and name calling of foreign influence and those who simply serve to bring down. We have lost a good man with good intent, We will know that too soon,

[Guz Khan 🥶 @GuzKhanOfficial]

You lot are not serious people 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This makes me love England even more, he could have been in Man Like Mobeen.

Someone take him to Dixy Chicken and tell him it’s gonna be okay 🤣

[Tom (They/Them) 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 @JomTones12]

In what they're describing as the most Telegraph move ever, the Sunday Telegraph's front page photo is not of Linda Noskova lifting the Venus Rosewater dish but of Kate Middleton holding it.

[Tobi @TobiFrenzen]

FARAGE: "It was an unconditional gift [...] but I know what it's for, and I think the donor understood what it was for..."

Hands up if you ever received a personal gift and accidentally described the giver as a "donor". 🤔

[Me, Mike. 🌍 @mikegallacher1]

Bim is American.
His self confidence is outstanding.
I assume Bim had an American education.
Bim is dim.

[Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas]

Of course, when Farage said he was given £5m for his security, he meant his financial security.

[Redfoxi 💙 @Redfoxi]

Christ how powerful is Camilla’s fan ! #wimbledon #Fery