Getting on the Forbes 30 Under 30 is weird:
▫️2% likelihood you become a billionaire
▫️35% likelihood your company fails
▫️63% likelihood you end up in white collar prison because you stole money trying to become a billionaire, and then your company fails
My son just told me he’s gay
I burst into tears
But not for the reason you think
You see, I understand that statistically, men earn about 20% more than women
Marrying a man instead of a woman is simply a wise long-term financial decision
So proud of my son ❤️