.

Doing something at the basement level of a beverage industry

[Big Cuz @imohumoren]

You’re probably an asshole that’s why nobody cares about you at 37. You didn’t make any friends from school, work, church?

[Xy @Cerebrone]

You can’t have a 15.5m asset and bench him. He either starts or you transfer him out entirely.

It’s a simple rule for any player over 8.0m.

[Babájídé @Babajiide]

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[Ricardo Alves @ricardoalves]

Almost 15 years creating for the big screens.

[. @ojolanre_]

No wonder they separated them, I knew something was off, so silo 18 is special??
I need the books please, I'm tired of this.
Daniel in silo 1 and Helen in 18???

[PFA @PFA]

Juan Mata gets our vote for the next James Bond 🤵‍♂️

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

Your best is never achieved alone.

Thank you so much, @PFA ✨ Honoured to be recognised by my colleagues.

[Atedo Peterside @AtedoPeterside]

Good attempt.

For the record, I was never on the Board of FSDH.

Amongst Nigerian quoted companies, I was once on the Board of:

Seven-Up Bottling Company PLC

[The Simpsons @TheSimpsons]

We will always love you.

[Yak @spoon_straps]

This idiot probably thinks it means “Joao Pedro Morgan” and his names left out

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨 WHAT A STORY! 😍🇱🇹

Sabah FC have reached the Champions League for the FIRST TIME in their history — but the story of the man who took them there is incredible. 🇦🇿👏

Back in 2000, Valdas Dambrauskas was a student with ZERO experience as a professional footballer when he appeared on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?”

He won enough money to travel to England and invest it in his dream: becoming a football coach.

He completed coaching courses and gained experience around Manchester United, Fulham and Brentford before taking charge of ninth-tier Kingsbury London Tigers in 2007, where he achieved some of the best results in the club’s history.

From there, he worked his way through the Baltic leagues, building his reputation step by step.

Fast forward to 2026...

🏆 Azerbaijani league champion.
🏆 Azerbaijani Cup winner.
🔥 Finished ahead of powerhouse Qarabag.
⭐ Guided Sabah into the Champions League league phase for the FIRST TIME EVER.

From using game-show winnings to fund his coaching education... To managing in the Champions League.

Football really is the beautiful game. ❤️👏

[Tola @adetolaov]

This is actually a good thing. Public infrastructure are meant to be used by people to improve their quality of life, not as a monument that people can’t interact with.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Our confirmed #UCL opponents from Pot 1:

📌 Bayern Munich (H)
📌 Atletico de Madrid (A)

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Our #UCL opponents that we’ll face from Pots 2-4:

📌 Roma (H)
📌 Sporting (A)
📌 RB Leipzig (H)
📌 Villarreal (A)
📌 Sabah (H)
📌 Como (A)

[🧗‍♂️ Matt Holt @mholt6]

One day you copied and pasted from Stack Overflow for the last time and didn't realize it

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain!

[Manchester United Women @ManUtdWomen]

A special night for our no.8s 🏆💫

[BLESSED 🥷 @Dee_9889]

Lagos Airport bans Uber & ride-shares
Pickups now restricted to a new government app that’s far more expensive (Ikeja rides jumped from ₦6k to ₦30k).

Hack: Walk ~5 mins away from the airport and grab a normal ride-share at the usual price.
Reports say it’s temporary while they fix the system, but airport taxis are making bank in the meantime.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Aura.

[Hassan @H34SSANv2]

People aren’t deeping how hard it’s supposed to be to win a PFA POTY for United in this environment. Bruno’s there with Bale, Suarez, RVP, Kane as non-title winners. He’s an all time great and there’s nothing you can do about it