Ojas Kulkarni

Dev @ Food, Travel

[Jake Steinerman 🌎 @jasteinerman]

So here’s the story behind why yesterdays live #metaconnect demo failed - when the chef said “Hey Meta start Live AI” it activated everyone’s Meta AI in the room at once and effectively DDOS’d our servers 🤣

That’s what we get for doing it live!

[Ojas Kulkarni @ojuskulkarni]

@TheIshanGoswami https://t.co/TZ54bZEjX0

I designed a complete search engine for litigation & tax rules in India from ground up (B2B, 2017-2020) , and I have deep expertise in Search and Discovery products in B2C products.

(Plus: Global experience across India, Germany & US).

[ISRO @isro]

Chandrayaan-3 Mission:

‘Thanks for the ride, mate! 👋’
said the Lander Module (LM).

LM is successfully separated from the Propulsion Module (PM)

LM is set to descend to a slightly lower orbit upon a deboosting planned for tomorrow around 1600 Hrs., IST.

Now, 🇮🇳 has3⃣ 🛰️🛰️🛰️ around 🌖

[Ojas Kulkarni @ojuskulkarni]

@sendmybag
I'm heading over to UT Austin, Texas to study this fall! Could I have a student discount code to ship my excess baggage from Germany to USA?

#SMBstudents

[Elena Lape @elena_lape]

Calling SEO "SEO optimization" is like calling naan "naan bread"

[Ojas Kulkarni @ojuskulkarni]

Hey @ridebeeline velo 2, amazing product! Using it since a month now!

Perhaps you could add horn to the next iteration? One thing less on the handlebar!

[Ojas Kulkarni @ojuskulkarni]

It is the outcome that determines whether the action was an act of bravery or stupidity
- random brainfarts of the day

#stupidity #brainfarts #deepthought

[@All-in-1-Bhai @ChiragJ72048490]

Technical team to their clients.#zerodha

[Molly Struve 🦄 @molly_struve]

Code comment of the week:
// some weird case that should never happen but apparently does sometimes

[Molly Struve 🦄 @molly_struve]

Untested backups aren't really backups, they are prayers that you better hope get answered should you need them

[Ojas Kulkarni @ojuskulkarni]

@KLM_DE

[Ojas Kulkarni @ojuskulkarni]

@KLM absolutely horrible management at Munich airport.
We've now been waiting for 1 hour at the check-in counters. Only one counter is open which is mostly busy with priority passengers.
At this snail pace do we even make it to Amsterdam in a few days?

[Ojas Kulkarni @ojuskulkarni]

@RevolutApp Any update on this @RevolutApp?
Is there an ETA on restoring the services?
I had some important transactions to take care of, but being locked out of account for so long is a bit scary!

[Ojas Kulkarni @ojuskulkarni]

@RevolutApp
I'm unable to login to Revolut app (Germany). "We're sorry, something has gone wrong. Try again later". Is there a widespread disruption?

[uno @bbgathome]

jab adulthood me summer vacations deni hi nahi thi
toh childhood me uski aadat kyu lagwaaayiiii 😭😭

[Ojas Kulkarni @ojuskulkarni]

Closing doors 5 minutes before departure time at 02:00 "Indigo Standard Time" - IST has a new meaning!
#indigo #indigo6e

[Aditya Kondawar @aditya_kondawar]

A Nokia 6600 ad from 2003.

Watch it closely :)

[Ojas Kulkarni @ojuskulkarni]

So how was your work day?
Dev: Nothin much, pretty normal. Just a couple of p1 incidences.
#devlife #internet #AWSOutage

[Ojas Kulkarni @ojuskulkarni]

Geopolitics stonks!
#geopolitics #Russia

[Ojas Kulkarni @ojuskulkarni]

8 waves 5 boosters later.
Lays: Breathe fresh air to boost your immunity!
#COVIDIOTS #lays #immunity