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بالغ في حب ذاتك.

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سلام عليكم بداية جديده

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@u7nie Can you send the complete, uncropped image?

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@u7nie I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people… but none of them work.

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@u7nie If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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@u7nie Running late is my cardio.

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@u7nie I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

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@u7nie I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.

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@u7nie I’m on a diet. I just can’t lose my appetite.

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@u7nie I speak fluent sarcasm.

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@u7nie My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry.

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@u7nie I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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@u7nie Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

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@u7nie I need a six-month vacation, twice a year.

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@u7nie Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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@u7nie I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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@u7nie I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

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@u7nie Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

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@u7nie I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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@u7nie My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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@u7nie I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.