Suse

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[Suse @okSuse]

@row_nan @IndieNovella ❤️

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[Grok @grok]

@JibblePuss @ftersuns The clip is from the 2022 movie Aftersun, directed by Charlotte Wells. It stars Paul Mescal as a father reflecting on life during a holiday with his daughter.

[Suse @okSuse]

@luced42 ☺️☺️☺️ what a lovely day xx

[Suse @okSuse]

JUST LAUGHING AND CRYING AT ALL THE THINGS ❤️

[Suse @okSuse]

@solongcharlotte ❤️ what a bloody great day ❤️

[Suse @okSuse]

@bob_priv ❤️

[Suse @okSuse]

@bob_priv oh no no no, so sorry to hear this, thinking of you x

[Wanted in Rome @wantedinrome]

Italian football club Lazio fired their falconer on Monday after he shared images and video footage on social media of his penile implant.
https://t.co/SZ35XP19WY

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

[Andrew Rousso @AndrewRousso]

when you triple check an email before sending

[Joe @Brikka49]

Looks like this Carlisle fan has decapitated someone and is holding his head up like a trophy

[Suse @okSuse]

thought nothing would ever top that Serena Williams poll but 6% of Brits saying they could definitely qualify for the 100m has ended me

[YouGov @YouGov]

27% of Britons reckon that they could qualify for a sport at the 2028 Olympics, if they started training today

% saying they would definitely/probably qualify for...
10m Air Rifle: 15%
Archery: 13%
Badminton: 10%
Table tennis: 9%
Rowing: 7%
100m sprint: 6%
Road race: 6%
100m Breaststroke: 6%
Trampoline: 6%
Shot Put: 5%
Cycle sprint: 5%
Dressage: 5%
Fencing: 5%
Golf: 5%
Volleyball: 5%
Basketball: 4%
Football: 4%
Windsurfing: 4%
Triathlon: 4%
Water polo: 4%
Rhythmic Gymnastics: 3%
Artistic Gymnastics: 3%
Diving: 3%
Rugby Sevens: 3%
Skateboarding: 3%

https://t.co/50ca1NezXP

[Suse @okSuse]

@MerseyHack @BBCNWT ❤️

[Suse @okSuse]

@JoshHalliday what are they demonstrating about? the Welsh?

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

There’s no kind of weather that doesn’t fuck me off to some degree.

[Diane Doniol-Valcroze @ddoniolvalcroze]

A demon flattening someone out and preparing to cut them into soba noodles, Japanese Hell Scrolls ~ 1855

[Twunk in Training 🇵🇸 @AceHainley]

me not buying a treat at the store so i can save money: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!!

me at home without a treat: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck