jennifer nightingale, realtor

- she/her - loves star wars - 😈 -

[jennifer nightingale, realtor @ok_LEMJ]

Check out this 🧵

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Thread on how Amazon treats its workers

Context:
Amazon full-time warehouse employees make $31,200 a year. Jeff Bezos makes that every 12 seconds.

Cost to give warehouse workers 2 weeks paid sick leave + pay bumps so they don't qualify for food stamps = 0.9% of Bezos' fortune

[jennifer nightingale, realtor @ok_LEMJ]

It all makes sense now

[Always On @werealwayson]

2006 was wild because we really saw women fighting for the love of these men.

[jennifer nightingale, realtor @ok_LEMJ]

Women are detectives

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

OMG ITS MLEMSDAY!!!!! 👅👅👅

post your mlems and bleps!

[Darius @LordDagovere]

Reply with a non-Star Wars character you think would make a great Jedi.

[jennifer nightingale, realtor @ok_LEMJ]

😧

[jennifer nightingale, realtor @ok_LEMJ]

@A_Merrik_A Can’t wait to see them, though!

[jennifer nightingale, realtor @ok_LEMJ]

Y’all. Pray for Taylor. I ran out of Wellbutrin at the same exact time I’m quitting Starbucks cold turkey…

[jennifer nightingale, realtor @ok_LEMJ]

Just a tractor driving down one of the main roads

[vic @lecsvers]

i'd love to be a jedi, but with my attachment issues and insanity, i'd be one minor inconvenience away from becoming a sith

[jennifer nightingale, realtor @ok_LEMJ]

After two iced white mochas I am buzzed. Help

[jennifer nightingale, realtor @ok_LEMJ]

Force kick

[StarWarsOnly @StarWars0nly]

Does this bother you in ROTJ?

[kenidee ∞ ZORO MY GOAT @wadozoro]

vader:

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

and to think, we used to say freedom fries

[jennifer nightingale, realtor @ok_LEMJ]

@A_Wiggle Breakfast taco

[🐌 @Wheeema]

Someone: “you pick”

me:

[jennifer nightingale, realtor @ok_LEMJ]

My heart and mind just aren’t in it this week. I need a vacation 😾

[jennifer nightingale, realtor @ok_LEMJ]

Taylor: Look he’s cuddling with me!
Me: No he isn’t, he’s being held hostage!
Taylor: No!!! He loves this!
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