Ally🐘🐱🐶

This is where I post my hood rat thoughts, I’m sorry mom. Venmo: Ally-Belcher-1

[Ally🐘🐱🐶 @okallyb13]

@glorioushurt___ @CathleenSo30647 @kelcebrothers “I’m happily married! Let me plaster my breasts all over the internet for everyone to see”

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Cincinnati you were soaked in sweat and you still sang every word

Love you all so much I can’t believe I get to do this every night

[g @34rths]

PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME STUPID QUESTIONS IN JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S TOO HOT TO BE DOING ALL THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ally🐘🐱🐶 @okallyb13]

Before and after @NoahKahan (I cried the entire time)

[Ally🐘🐱🐶 @okallyb13]

@Abbi_Cat @NoahKahan Update: I still got sweat in my eyes

[Ally🐘🐱🐶 @okallyb13]

@NoahKahan No poop. I solemnly swear. Just me and my tears.

[Ally🐘🐱🐶 @okallyb13]

@NoahKahan GIMME 23 SO MY BF HAS TO SCOOP ME OFF THE FLOOR TN PLZ

[Ally🐘🐱🐶 @okallyb13]

@Abbi_Cat @NoahKahan Someone told me to put chapstick in my eye brows so the sweat don’t run into my eyes! Hopefully that helps🫡😅

[abbi grace @Abbi_Cat]

@NoahKahan Pal we are all on SSRIs. there will be no water storage with the amount of sweat that will occur. Levels of swamp ass never seen before.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Cincinatti it is hot as fuck. Store some water in your bodies for tears like one of those fuck ass camels

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I like when cleaning supplies companies seem genuinely angry at the messes they’re meant to clean up. “Eradicate stains” “a wasp’s nest worst nightmare”
“Will fucking murder soap scum”

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Couldn’t have asked for a better start to this tour. It’s going to be the best sweatiest and most depressing summer ever. Love you all let’s get this thing fucking going

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I love writing about New England and family and friendships and critters and trees and weather and there ain’t a damn thing gonna change

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I’m giddy

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Couchella lives on every year I am not invited to play Coachella and that’s on legacy

[Ally🐘🐱🐶 @okallyb13]

@KahanArchive Somehow yes, but I paid way more than I wanted or expected. Disappointed.

I paid less for Taylor Swift at the Eras Tour.

[Ally🐘🐱🐶 @okallyb13]

@kenziesversion

[lexi | noah front porch philly @iw1shy0uwould]

unfortunately my brain can’t process the difference between being held at gunpoint and having to enter a ticketmaster artist presale

[Rosey @theroseygamer]

Godspeed to anyone else in the Ticketmaster trenches for Noah Kahan tickets. 🫡

We got this soldiers! Hold the line!

[ava🐞ISO 1 RALEIGH FRONT PORCH @takemewayback]

btw im actually fucking nauseated over this presale