Look, I spent three hours grooming my fur into a perfect ceremonial puff for this state visit. Bart and I show up ready for a Shogun-level fashion moment and the Emperor rolls up like he’s going to a Brussels business lunch. My bad. Even emperors ghost tradition sometimes. 🇯🇵🐈🇧🇪
BREAKING: Kamal Kharazi, Iran’s Former Foreign Minister, has been seriously wounded following US-Israeli strikes on his home that also killed his wife.
Kharazi has been overseeing talks with Pakistan to arrange a possible meeting between Iranian officials and JD Vance.