_NOT_Okatso ™

It's only real if you are deluded💀💨💉
rizz in Swahili🚬

[_NOT_Okatso ™ @okatso_]

Show me how good it can get🕯️

[Patpat💗🌺 @_num4]

Fuck Ruto, fuck his ugly family, fuck his illiterate cabinet, fuck everyone who supports him, infact fuck his dog too 🚮

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Linda ni mjamo

[KIPCHUMBA MURKOMEN, E.G.H @kipmurkomen]

DECLARATION OF A PUBLIC HOLIDAY

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

You’re free to gather as long as you don’t challenge power.

I said what I said

[I. Cox @IanECox]

Northern Kenya is the Wild West for any Gen Z..

Go north, young man. Fortunes will be made.

[Stephen Mutoro @smutoro]

Dear Hon @KuriaKimaniMP: COFEK was duly scheduled to appear in the National Assembly’s public participation exercise on the Finance Bill 2026. We have since learnt that the proceedings have been relocated from Parliament Buildings to Glee Hotel [[owned by one Ms Mary Wambui Mungai who is public domain that she doesn’t pay her taxes] along the Northern Bypass, a privately-owned commercial establishment.

We formally decline to appear at any venue outside Parliament or its designated public facilities, and state our legal grounds as follows:

1.Constitutional Breach — Article 118 of the Constitution obligates Parliament to facilitate public participation in an open and accessible manner. Relocating proceedings to a private hotel, without public notice explaining the circumstances, fatally undermines this constitutional mandate and creates conditions that are neither neutral nor accessible to all stakeholders.
2.Conflict of Interest — Directing public funds to a private hospitality venue raises immediate questions of procurement propriety under the Public Finance Management Act and the Public Procurement and Asset Disposal Act. Where the proprietor of that establishment faces unresolved tax compliance questions, the conflict is compounded.
3.Wasteful Expenditure — Parliament has at its disposal Bunge Towers, procured at public expense for precisely such legislative business. Bypassing this public infrastructure to pay commercial rates at a private hotel constitutes wasteful and irregular expenditure contrary to Article 201(d) of the Constitution.
4.Interference with Public Participation — The last-minute venue change, without adequate notice to all registered participants, effectively disenfranchises stakeholders and taints the integrity of the Finance Bill 2026 public participation process. Any legislative outcome premised on a flawed process is legally vulnerable to constitutional challenge.

TAKE NOTICE that COFEK reserves its right to petition the High Court to nullify any proceedings conducted under these irregular circumstances, and to seek orders compelling Parliament to conduct genuine, Constitution-compliant public participation. Be accordingly and severally informed @HonWetangula @NAssemblyKE @NACommitteeKE @Senate_KE @HonAmasonKingi @KIMANIICHUNGWAH @Aaroncheruiyot @EACCKenya @katibainstitute @OkiyaOmtatah @ckanjama @lawsocietykenya @PPRAKenya

[The Government Critic 🇰🇪 @magwaz3]

This video is not getting enough retweets

[Motorist Association @motoristsoffice]

#RejectFuelPrices

[Masika🇵🇹 @Masika_039]

Dear Microsoft.

Our African names are not spelling errors.

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

Advantage ya kuhang around na feminist ni mtasplit bill

[Hunter ♐ @eleven_KE]

Me leaving her dm after ameniomba mia

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Madam HR congratulating me after beating all odds to arrive to work on time today.Iam looking forward to receive an award of the best employee this year Inshallah.

[Pengu @Penguxn]

if you think uncomfortable conversations are hard wait until you see the results of not having them

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Me adding "na huko maandamano imeanza" to a dying conversation

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The High Court has temporarily blocked the government’s planned sale of its 15% stake in Safaricom to Vodacom.

This was due to public interest, constitutional concerns, and risks to national assets and data sovereignty.

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

"Leo ni wewe solo hujaingia job bro"

[KaBaRiTa♠️ @_KaBaRiTa]

Kama Leo umeingia kazi...My friend you deserve a certificate in kissing ass!

[Franc™ @Its_franc_]

Kuna madam Amesema live on TV nyanya imepanda bei kuliko bangi

[magata🇦🇷 @magatax]

a ruto supporter can go to hell for all i care

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

Makosa Kubwa Ruto Alifanya Ni Kuuuwa The Young People

June Will Always Be Maadamano Season

This Year Imeanza Mapema

#RejectFuelPrices