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certified struggler

[carter @okaycda]

I have 41 followers and something to say

[carter @okaycda]

The Thursday night patrons of the Southern Illinois nightclub aren't appreciating Speaker Knockerz enough

[OnThinIce @OnThinlce]

CLIPSE
JOHN LEGEND

THE BIRDS DON'T SING

LIVE FROM THE VATICAN

[carter @okaycda]

my mother won't stop calling my fits trash

[carter @okaycda]

@2812am1 @MercuriusFilius @gabydvj Dawg wtf are you talking about

[carter @okaycda]

@JustPres2k I know I'm not seeing AK47 slander on my timeline rn

[carter @okaycda]

Zebra packing a cannon goddamn

[carter @okaycda]

If you're giving tinder one star you might just be ugly

[carter @okaycda]

I feel I should mention that I'm a Wii Fit main

[carter @okaycda]

Since I've replaced my dinner with beer and smash bros, and my lunches with warm protein shakes, I've lost 15 pounds. Should I become a fitness influencer?

[carter @okaycda]

Another Sunday spent in panda express it's starting to feel like I'm actually in China I really love this place

[carter @okaycda]

This is getting out of hand

[carter @okaycda]

@AshDolan16 @PokemonGoApp I need the same! BossBradypuss

[carter @okaycda]

In ten years I'm gonna talk about Dame the way they talk about Tmac and that makes me a little sad

[carter @okaycda]

They bring that boy Mac McClung out like a circus animal saying jump white boy jump

[carter @okaycda]

@KwikTrip Not in the slightest. This is my new home

[carter @okaycda]

What kind of Kwik Star has a wine selection?

[carter @okaycda]

Your honor, can we call a recess? My client is buggin out

[it’s will time @uwantmetoiwill]

Put a white boy like me in a quarter zip and my handshake instantly gets firmer and my smile faker