who?

I’ve been baptised at least 3 or 4 times.

[who? @okaycliff]

Swipe right. Keep swiping right.

[who? @okaycliff]

Why did you move to her in the first place?

[No Jumper @nojumper]

According to Daily Mail, Klay Thompson allegedly complained about Megan Thee Stallion being too ghetto and too loud, saying, “I’m tired of this ghettoness.”

Sources claim he talked badly about Megan behind her back and secretly expressed disdain for how loud she could be, criticizing the way she acts and speaks.

[who? @okaycliff]

The “week” in this is 5 working days by the way.

[Cate @Catherinelc94]

£310 a week finance on my car is pretty average isn’t it? It came up to to someone in convo before and the way they looked at me told me otherwise? 😅🤣

[who? @okaycliff]

The ladder leads to owning it. Maybe.

[Sonny @rawespresso]

Owning a £400,000 house with a £350,000 mortgage in the UK in 2026 means signing a 25-year contract to give the bank around £2,050 a month, in exchange for the right to maintain a building you'll spend another £4,000 a year keeping dry, warm and structurally sound.

At a 5% fixed rate, the total interest over the life of the mortgage is around £264,000. The total mortgage cost ends up at roughly £614,000.

The price tag on the front door says £400K. The actual cost of living in it for 25 years is closer to £750K, before council tax, repairs, insurance and the new boiler.

This is what the country has been calling 'getting on the ladder.'

[who? @okaycliff]

Madueke plays like he’s in flip flops. 🩴

[who? @okaycliff]

Max

[Sky Sports F1 @SkySportsF1]

Formula 1 bosses have agreed to make changes to the sport's engine regulations for the 2027 and 2028 seasons which will see an increase in internal combustion output 🚨

[who? @okaycliff]

Are you staying on your word that she edits the video, or you’re coming with an apology?

[who? @okaycliff]

@frxnkmarco I’m going through Noells followers. Right now.

[who? @okaycliff]

@RickCode She’s talking about online fighting. Like on spaces.

[who? @okaycliff]

@RickCode IM WEAK 🤣

[who? @okaycliff]

@RickCode I hate it on Earth. When’s SpaceX going commercial?

[who? @okaycliff]

Wooooooooaaaaaaah 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Pastor Tobi’s UK church “ordains” a new young pastor. Possibly the youngest.

[who? @okaycliff]

Background song makes it even worse

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Y'all niggas be going for anything😭😭😭😭

[who? @okaycliff]

You basically know when they get tattoos specifically because they going on TV. loveisland.

[who? @okaycliff]

Awelor aujourd'hui c'est la fête en bas dans le coin QBEAT on le vaaaaa

[who? @okaycliff]

Driving a train with your legs crossed is mad. You went on strike last week.

[who? @okaycliff]

This is not normal. 🔥

[Formula 1 @F1]

Qualifying is always hair-raising in Monaco! 🤯💨

Heading onboard with Kimi for his @pirellisport pole position lap 🙌

#F1 #MonacoGP

[who? @okaycliff]

Get in!

[Formula 1 @F1]

KIMI ANTONELLI IS ON POLE IN MONACO! 👏

RIGHT AT THE END FROM KIMI! 😮‍💨

#F1 #MonacoGP

[who? @okaycliff]

Always look at the numbers.

[Sonny @rawespresso]

A £500,000 house in the UK in 2026, with a 10% deposit, at current mortgage rates of around 5%, costs you about £2,630 a month for 25 years.

That's roughly £790,000 in total mortgage payments. Add the £50,000 deposit, £15,000 stamp duty, and roughly £150,000 of maintenance, repairs, insurance, and council tax over the 25 years.

Total cost to own a £500,000 house: about £1 million.

After 25 years, the house might be worth £750,000-£900,000 if UK property continues its long-run trend. You've spent £1m to own an asset worth £800k-ish.

The numbers only work if you'd otherwise have spent the equivalent on rent over the same 25 years — which is roughly the case at current UK rental rates.

Owning a house in the UK is closer to a forced savings plan with a roof attached than an actual investment.

[who? @okaycliff]

Drink🥃 and be funny.

[The Don Dada 🤴🏾 @RickCode]

https://t.co/C1BvRse2qs