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[bless @blessthebeautyy]

I’m boutta start babysitting my neighbors baby and I asked her if he watches Ms.Rachel and she said she’s not letting her baby see any screens

[✧ @obviousari]

Accidentally hit “Install Now” instead of “Later” and now my iPhone 12 has iOS 27

[clo 🕷️ @clovescence]

coworker silently walked up to me and showed me their phone and it just had this on it and then walked away

[Iocl @loclapm]

attempted ‘no alarm’ /circadian rhythm gimmick and woke up at noon

[× @theNyx__]

You named her celebrity but don’t want her to be over the top like one? Ma’am.

[zae @itszaeok]

she was tugging on mj wig here

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

to comeback after all she's been thru, jamaican women so strong

[Maxx @Maxy_aura]

That bird was like “y’all see that wtf!!!!!” 😂

[Cowboy DD ★ @DeviDubz]

serious about that

[♈︎ @anomallynn]

BC WHITE PEOPLE ARE NOT THE STANDARD OF BEAUTY & PROFESSIONALISM

[D.A.R.E Capo @YungYinkv]

Let em know Big Reeb

[xenomorph 🦑 @lifeisbreezy]

it’s 105 degrees in september and people wanna use chatgpt to see what they would’ve looked like in the 80s okay

[Drebae @Drebae_]

A girl on TikTok said “this is YOUR life and you’re letting people make you unhappy? In your own life?” 😭

Something CLICKED...

[Kendall @kendallkaa]

ooop- Gotta use your brain today!!!

[TÉO @TheeSlaysian]

Me tryna impress Sorcerer Supreme trade

[trash jones @jzux]

this is how it felt texting your friends during Covid

[c 🫗 @mightbechidi]

Its funny but this is not a joke

[lys 🪼 (percameth withdrawals) @PerseusJackssn]

finally got my adhd diagnosis. camp half-blood here I come

[lucky monky @hayakawatrio]

MAMMMMMDAAAAAANNNIIIIIIIII

[J. Ryder🪿 @harbingerofwoke]

You couldn’t make up a better allegory for the disproportionality in state funding between policing and public housing