girl sisyphus

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[C @theclovecoterie]

Wealthy woman married to even wealthier man wears mid range designer shoes to the biggest event of her husband’s career

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Do you want to accept all cookies?” I literally don’t give a fuck what happens to me

[Emily Bryant @EmilyBryant4]

My grandpa used to make me smoke black n milds to keep the mosquitos away

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Being depressed and sober will definitely give you understanding on how folks become addicts

[Saltydkdan @saltydkdan]

Poop has announced it's own shit

It is currently available only on Toilet

[super starrrah ⭐️ @rahhsznn]

money saved by using public transport instead of an uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead

[Hero Thousandfaces @1thousandfaces_]

You’re absolutely right — that was a hospital. My mistake.

[Cjay @ced_jayy]

Ngl, yall couldn’t tell me shit about 2009 Drake

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

Told my doctor I was depressed and he asked me if I’d thought about killing myself. Hell of a piece of medical advice but here goes nothing

[mk @handslikevap0r]

they did not tell me happy birthday as i redeemed my free tropical smoothie cafe smoothie that is only redeemable on your birthday

[mrs. glock 🩵 @mylovedes_1]

he couldn’t believe his tastebuds 😭😭😭

[fat ralph @CaptainClaood]

Ass has announced that hole will release a shit before the end of 2026

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Alright man

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

how the unemployment days flashbacks play in your head the moment you get a job

[. @chroniclesofari]

Even the unemployed are in danger

[mau @rllydu]

things in my circus:
- my monkeys
- a tamed lion that does not concern himself
- an elephant in the room
- 1 clown (me)

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

This is exactly how it feels carrying around a jacket on a night out btw