halie elaine

chicago-ish • 24

[Madeleine @madeleinedupre]

Never a dull moment on the red line

[tess dots @tessdots]

she insisted on sitting next to this man on the bus

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

oh man i thought this whole time it was Canva that had been taken hostage. Cavna the collage/slideshow making app. not the important school one lol

[halie elaine @okayhalie]

I moved into my own apartment… it’s walking distance from a Sephora, Ulta, two Targets, etc. I love the city.

[halie elaine @okayhalie]

I will never stop challenging things I see that are unfair or incorrect. I will never be compliant with people suffering.

[halie elaine @okayhalie]

my job is going to kill me

[halie elaine @okayhalie]

@krus_chiki I had no idea this was the original vibe of banana republic, I’m obsessed. bring curious george core back! I want to look like an explorer

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

🥳 Meet Flossie — the oldest living cat on the planet turns 30 today

Flossie was born on 29 December 1995 — which makes her roughly 140–150 human years old in cat-to-human age conversion.

She has long been listed in the Guinness World Records for her exceptional longevity. Despite her advanced age, Flossie is still active: she wakes up early for breakfast, then spends the day napping and playing.

Flossie lived with her first owner for ten years until their death, and was then taken in by the first owner’s sister. She lived with her second owner for another 14 years — until their death as well.

Today, Flossie lives in Orpington, England, with her current owner Victoria Green.

[Jeff Veillette @JeffVeillette]

This might be the craziest hard launch in the history of the free world

[Jolene 🩵 @OGlex214]

No. children of drug addicts deserve food too.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

the t-shirt you're wearing in the first photo was considered male underwear in the first half of the 20th century. according to dress historian richard martin, a visible t-shirt was a gay signifier in the 1930s. by the 1950s, it became popular partly bc it was sexual display

[uncle tifa 🇵🇸 @kushbot420000]

you will literally never guess who is behind him

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

“man i wish i had a chess piece that could move diagonally”

the treacherous and nefarious bishop:

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

i thought this meant people would be fucking robots like björk was in 1997. i wasn’t expecting coworkers who think chatgpt is their boyfriend

[WNBA @WNBA]

Name remembered.

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisXxx]

i just know in my bones that i will somehow make a beautiful life for myself no matter what the world throws at me.

[reb @rebmasel]

Unrelated: this is a dazzling graphic I want 49 more

[halie elaine @okayhalie]

24!!!